I'm a middle-aged guy. I've divorced once. I don't plan to do THAT (get divorced) again. I'm told I'm a very sensitive guy - you be the judge. I've got a "dry" sense of humor (so friends tell me) and curly hair to die for. I give the world's best hugs, and I do great neck/back/foot rubs. No, I didn't try to make that last one rhyme, it just came out that way! I'm really looking forward to hearing from you! I am looking for someone with whom I can laugh - a lot! I'm looking for a new best friend for the long term. Are you the one?

My Ideal Person Like to cuddle and hug? Want to be appreciated, treated like a lady, and enjoy genuine friendship? Not completely turned off by a large guy (I've been working on that and making substantial progress...)? If so, I'm just the guy for you!

I don't know yet who I'm looking for, but I think I'll know when I meet her. A good sense of humor is a must. We have to be able to laugh!

Sorry to get serious here for a moment. I am flattered and I appreciate the flirts you have been sending (you know who you are!) but if you are young enough to be my daughter, we won't do well together. Yes, I've been told many times that "age is just a number" but I have a difficult time ignoring some numbers... Sorry!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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