i'm a middle aged guy who is just beginning to look for some encounters that i should have been having when i was a younger guy, but was worried what people would say about me when i was an older guy...ow, my head hurts now...i better sit for a minute the fact of the matter is that i ain't getting any younger, and i just want to have a little fun with my life before an asteroid smacks into the earth, or the moon breaks in two causing worldwide flooding, or mayan zombies come to life and beat people to death with out of date calenders in 2013...or matthew mcconaugheys acting finally causes the universe to implode. i guess more than anything i'm looking for friends to laugh and joke with, or do stuff together that may or may not include nakedosity. i'm married to a wonderful woman, and have been for a while now, and we just recently decided to try an open marriage dealy-o, so i'm not looking for any kind of living together relationship or anything. and this is my profile, and not a couples profile, creepy old guy who wants a threesome with the worlds most handsome man and titty mcgee, although my wife knows everything i do or say, and for the right person, i'm sure that we could all play. i'm a big guy, but i don't consider myself fat...i'm not schwartzeneggerian either. i have a lot of tattoos and i like kittens. drop me a message, or flirt with me or whatever you have to do to make me notice you...i'm an honest guy, pretty well unafraid to say anything, so if you get offended easily then wow are you on the wrong site... WARNING!!! i'm using capitol letters with three exclamation points now, so this shit must be serious. to any institution, such as the university thingy people are talking about in their profiles, or canadian tire, or the porn industry that focuses on fat guys with average sized, but happy with their appearance even though they aren't monster sized dicks...or any other corporation or industry that is nefariously evil, you can't expect to steal any information or pictures and use them for evil, or money gaining enterprizes...unless you're using them for good. like saving a nuns' soul from super-hitler, or rescuing a basset hound from drowning...allthough, realistically, i don't think throwing paper, or data files at a drowning will actually help it, or the enviornment either...but i guess you could print off some stuff and write a nice eulogy on the back of the pictures to read at the funeral.

My Ideal Person my ideal person by comedian2000

my ideal person has skin (sorry horny burn victims)
my ideal person is disease free (a sick mind is cool though)
my ideal person has a sense of humor
my ideal person doesn't do drugs (depending on the person, i'll make an exception for dope, seeing that everyfucking body but me seems to smoke it, but feels that they should say they don't)
my ideal person isn't an idiot
my ideal person is actually marg helgenberger from csi, but i doubt she's cruising the adult personals for saskatchewan hotly looking for me.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
acdc, the order, tracy byrd,

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