Beginning to think this site is a scam. Tall, dark, handsome, knight in shiny tin foil, seeks Lady Godiva What to write? You are probably, but not necessarily: Tallish, slimish, attractive, intelligent, educated, confident, mad and positive. You also have many other positive characteristics that compensate for any lack in the aforementioned. I am sometimes most of the above, but never all of the above except under exceptional circumstances. For example I need a good coffee and a fag in the morning before you’ll get any sense out of me. My Likes: Dark humour, non-conformism, dark chocolate, sweeties, smelly cheese, stockings, the sun (not the news?paper), diving, nature, walking, swimming, biking, music, good food, country pubs, log fires, real ale, Guinness, peace, quiet, hearing people sing well, hearing people play music well, teaching, DIY, fixing things, improving things, the sky, star gazing, cloud busting, walking in the rain, crunchy bits, people watching, the moment that new book arrives, playing with my s, being politically incorrect, skinny dipping, clean sheets, blowing bubbles, cooking, foreign foods, travel, going the wrong way, thunder storms, torrential rain, the silence of snow, sunsets, sunrises, photography, being wrong, Bill Bailey, Reginald D Hunter, Bill Maher, Stephen Fry, Robin Williams, Billy Connolly, Ricky Gervais, QED, Monty Python, Shameless, ...more to come ... My Dislikes: Divas, hypocrisy, arrogance, snobbery, injustice, abuse of power, pop-socks, capitalism, being tested, waiting, queuing, things that don’t work how they should, packaging, excess makeup, false eye lashes, plastic surgery, botox, blancmange, doctors, dentists, psychologists, soaps on TV, reality TV, celebrity culture, negativity, ****iness, materialism, bits in the butter, waiting for websites to load, pop-ups, junk food (mostly), sh*t in the park, sticky floors, lane hoggers, sunday drivers, bigotry, consumerism, shopping, falseness, birds in cages, animals in cages, jam on the outside of the jar, soggy sandwiches, war, bw*****s, bank charges, litter, jobs-worths, poor customer service, snotty eggs, laminate flooring, football, computer games, bible bashers, organised religion, dogmatism, buffets, dangerous dogs, facial metalwork ... more to come... I’m a professional guy and have worked in some wonderful places around the world over my career which has mainly been focused on business, process and people improvement. I’m looking for someone to become friends with first and then see how things go from there. I'm in no rush, if things work they work, if they don't we'll still be friends. If you want to know anything else just ask. If I don’t reply to your messages it’s probably because I don’t find you attractive – sorry. Then again it could be that I do and I'll get back to you ... one day. Update: If when you're standing up it's your gut that blocks your view of your feet then we may not be a good match, soz. Update: If when you're at the seaside the tide recedes we may not be a good match. Update: What is it with some of these photographs? Taken from a height to hide your triple chins? Blurred/fogged to hide your wrinkles? Your wrinkles give you character. Photoshopped - What happens if we meet? Saying that, I"m looking for The One, but I'm happy playing with ones or twos while I'm looking. And I'm not as fussy as I appear above. I'm very broad minded so whoever you are get in touch if you think we could have fun.

My Ideal Person Has a pulse.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

View more of NORUSHACTUALLY's responses