I may not be perfect but I am certainly worth knowing. You will find that I am sincere, and fun to be around. Your pleasure is my pleasure. With that said the rest of the profile is for your entertainment. It is satire based on the many profiles of the women on this site. I leap tall buildings in a single bound and I am a dandy dresser. Not everybody can wear blue tights and a red cape. But then again I can put on a pair of thick framed glasses and blend in. I am not just a freak but a SUPER freak... lets fly by those limits and taboos...Have you experienced a man that has X-Ray Vision? Or defies the force of gravity? My initial email will be short and sweet... To those of you who want a well thought out, articulate, though provoking initial contact email and are not interested, a well written rejection would be an example of you practising what you preach. Just ignoring a guy does not speak very well of you. Just show a little class? Do you have more than air between your ears? [COLOR darkblue] These are pictures of various supermen... if you want to see me just ask.[/COLOR]

My Ideal Person 0. It seems that if women have strict requirements - they are being picky but if men do that they are angry or arrogant. It works both ways.

1. Take a close look at the pictures you have posted, what message does it send?

2. This is place to meet people. Men will contact you, that is not a bad thing (not being contacted is). So graciously accept the compliment. Face it, if you where all THAT you would not be on this site. There are 13 guys for every gal so deal with it or get more of you lady friends to sign up.

3. Have a sense of humour, I rather laugh with you than at you.

4. Please! I know that kitty katt is something to be proud off, I rather see a pic of all of you, than a close up of you boobs or that kitty katt (some of those pics make me go ICK) ... I would like to think you are more than boobs and/or just a kitty katt? While we are on the subject of pictures, I have no interest in seeing you sucking or fucking somebody. If you are that darn proud of the experience... then what are you doing on here? I don't need a "how to" guide.

5. This is a ADULT site... a place to get your freak on... if you are husband shopping try that other site. According to AdultFriendFinder, "Presenting a thoughtful profile with specific info will speed your search for "real time" sex." The point being you are going to get sexually explicit emails and pictures, and some darn outright rude and crude ones. (I am not saying that it is right)

6. According to some of the women on here, it seems that size matters. If it takes a telephone pole for you to feel anything, that tells me you have a sloppy, stretched out kitty katt. Why would I want to throw a hotdog down a hallway? I don't care how big I am why would I want to go there? Size matters to men as well, a nice tight pussy, Ladies.

7. Just 'cause you have a higher education does not mean you are open minded. It just means you are easily trained.

8. I love the sexy pics.
The issue is not with the pic. It is women that post every thing but their face and won't answer guys with dick pics... hmmmm wtf? I can't talk to your boobs or ass.... just like you cant talk to a dick. (So refer to #1)

9. If what I say here offends you, then get a freakin grip. Put your big girl panties on and laugh, so take a deep breath, count to 10 (slowly), and take a long deep look at yourself. (Refer to #2)

10 If you made it this far you definitely get credit. I also took the time out to complete the Question and Answer section of the this profile, it may provide more insight.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Ones lacking talent

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Too bad Wonder Woman's jet is invisible... Wonder
Woman and Cat Woman on the table in the Hall of Justice...

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
My trun off's is a shorter list, A pulse

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
YOU + ME getting all caught up in Spidy's web.... yummmy

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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