RULES OF ENGAGEMENT...
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Posted:Jan 18, 2019 9:25 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2021 12:37 am
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The First Rules of Engagement...
1. Discretion is imperative - Relationships last longer when no one knows your business
2. Pristine hygiene is paramount - The only thing that should be filthy about a person is their mind
3. Mutual trust and respect is essential - We all have parents and so if you wouldn’t want them to be treated poorly, act right
4. Deep kissing is a must - Sex without kissing is like going to a theme park and skipping the rollercoaster
5. Condoms are crucial - STIs may be blown out of proportion... but; are not
6. Lights on always - The one time in life I definitely wouldn’t want to be Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles is in the bedroom
7. Biting and scratching is cool - I can identify with the WildLife
8. Make as much noise as you wish - Might be a bit difficult face down in pillows getting pounded from behind
9. Whips, restraints and blindfolds I can work with - I’m great in a hostage situation
10. Snacks between rounds - You can’t have a marathon session all night without fuel
11. Role playing is cool - I fancy myself as a black Brad Pitt
12. No stress ever - No expectations of anything at anytime
13. Have fun always - You do realise that one day this gift we call life will be over, so dont count days; make days count...
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The Sex Club...
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Posted:Mar 16, 2020 9:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 4:29 am
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I see in the Sex Club the strongest and smartest individuals who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation playing with gadgets, trapped by the worldwide web, slaves the internet, technology has us losing touch of physical reality, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh*t we don't need. We're the middle of history, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a sexual war, our great depression is our lives, we've all been raised by social media to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, sex gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact; and we're very, very pissed off...
But fear not, because for those of you individuals who are members of this elite club share something in common. You have been liberated through the use of your sexual exploits and have detached yourself from the mental fabric of societys matrix. And, thus are not bound by the stigmas or preconceived notions of the modern day...
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The Sex Collectors Item
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Posted:Aug 30, 2019 11:48 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2022 9:06 pm
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Just a genuine, honest, guy looking to meet a genuine, respectful lady...
DESCRIPTION:
One friendly guy. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Honest, reliable, funny, friendly, doesn't take himself too seriously, cultured, intelligent and fun!
SPECIFICATION:
Single model
1 x 5ft 9" athletic shell.
1 x pair of dark brown eyes.
1 x Long curly afro hair.
1 x Original authentic set of teeth.
1 x Perfectly clean healthy living attitude.
1 x Educated and intelligent mind.
1 x Friendly personality.
1 x Sense of humour.
1 x Large dose of respect for others' limits and boundaries.
Complete discretion guaranteed.
All Original Parts.
Regularly serviced and maintained.
Mint condition...
100% genuine...
TERMS OF LEASE:
Available for short or long term (subject to availability) for both NSA fun and or something more substantial.
COST:
Nights In and Out (occasional buy one get one free offers available *conditions apply) with respectful, sexy individuals.
USER MANUAL:
This particular product responds well to those who are intellectually gifted with good conversation, and thrives on great humour those who are respectful and have a fun streak.
The rules and guidelines are simple:
No time wasters i.e. no shows, pic collectors, pen pals etc...
Built to last, this product has a long battery life and will perform exceptionally well. This particular multi tasking model is experienced and above all sexy. When handled correctly, this product will respond extremely well and will be very eager to please : )
Due to the unique nature of this individual please note that there is only one in stock.
GUARANTEE:
This product will arrive perfectly packaged, on time and fit for purpose. If the product does not reach you in perfect condition you may send him packing!
APPLICATIONS:
If interested then don't delay, serious (preferably sexy) females will be responded to (unless your profile photo is blank?!! And in which case if you’re faceless I’m speechless... Also ladies with a few extra pounds please apply within as I’ve got 0% body fat...; )
Unit is currently docked/ recharging for the next use...
(*Buy one get one free offer only available for females with gold membership)
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Straight Facts...
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Posted:Apr 5, 2019 3:13 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2019 1:24 pm
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I’m so straight; rulers use me as a gauge...
Ok so I’ve got to address something that’s been concerning me, and it’s to do with the concept of being completely heterosexual... I can’t speak for any other sexual orientations as I only identify as “Straight;”
That being said, guys stop messaging me with propositions to “run a train” on your wife or significant other. I’m so heterosexual that if the sight of a naked guy; isn’t enough to completely annihilate my libido, something is seriously wrong! Men don’t yourself MMF will never be a threesome; it’ll always be considered “gay sex with a witness” So no; I don’t want to join you in a gang bang. Because, though I may look like I’m coming straight outta Compton, I live in South East England not South Central L.A
Also men who want to watch me fuck their wives, seriously?! So I suppose because my handle is sexscenez, you presumptuously assume that; I’ll be willing to carelessly divulge all of my hidden secrets and tricks to a wayward mortal who doesn’t possess the skill, technique or discipline to control such power?! Well sir you are extremely misinformed, you have got to fund me for that privilege. If I’m teaching I expect some form of financial gratification... And so; a word to the wise, sexscenez aren’t cheap, professionals are highly paid individuals...
And like; The Professional... “I work alone, understand?! Alone!!”
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The Best Kept Secret...
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Posted:Apr 4, 2019 9:10 pm
Last Updated:Apr 5, 2019 3:04 pm
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The ramblings of a sociopath continues...
Why no cock pics Sexscenez... Is yours too small?? 😏
Ahaha, hilarious... Actually unlike most desperate hounds out there, this has a little bit of style and decorum. Not to mention sense, I know a pussy shot trumps a cock shot any day of the week... Pussy is so good, you can sell it, dicks so abundant, you can’t even give it away...
Also I’m of the ideology that anonymity is a birthright that one should maintain till death in this day and age. With the dominance of the internet and the way in which technology controls our society; freedom and privacy are things which are detrimentally compromised. And though you could label me as some what of a skeptic I’d rather leave my digital footprint as limited as possible. So images which comprise the sexscenez; will only be shared on private platforms 😉
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The Sexscenez Diet Plan
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Posted:Mar 31, 2019 8:25 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2019 1:26 pm
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Ladies; I would like to introduce you to, the all new and improved sexscenez diet. Forget about shit like the Atkins, or the Macrobiotic. This diet program is like no other, designed for women of all sizes but primarily targeted at women who feel like somethings missing in their sex lives...
If you find you can relate to any of the following symptoms then it’s advised that you file an application and begin an immediate course of treatment...
This programme was specifically engineered for female individuals who:
* wish to increase libido
* wish to regain muscle tone and muscle mass
* wish to increase general energy levels
* wish to increase vaginal lubrication
* wish to diminish sexual pain disorder
* wish to increase sexual desire
* wish to amplify arousal/excitatory potential
* wish to improve overall sexual experience
* wish to increase progesterone and regulate testosterone
* wish to reverse menopause and balance hormones
* wish to lose fat and shed some excess pounds
If any of the above resonated with you, or if you gravitated to any; for any reason, then this program is definitely for you...
So sign up now ladies. There are only a very limited number of spaces available on this program; as you can imagine with a 100% satisfaction rate and guarantee, it’s not something that can be relinquished to all, so make sure to secure your position before all the places have been filled and the application process discontinued...
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Just call me Wordsworth the Ghost Writer...
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Posted:Mar 31, 2019 3:46 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2022 2:35 pm
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Sociopath chronicles....
I’ve just had an epiphany... It seems a lot of females are in extreme need of a ghost writer. No offence intended I’m just calling shit like how I see it. I’ve noticed from scanning a variety of profiles on this platform that females seem to disregard the actual quality of content they need to attract alpha males and those affluent eligible bachelors, that being said I want to clarify it’s not all women on this site but I will say there a considerable amount...
Let me elaborate on what I’ve deduced.
A lot of women on this site have explicit photos on their profiles. Which I’m definitely not complaining about, I already know that the feminine physique is God’s most immaculate work of art. So who wouldn’t want to see it in all its glory. And I’d definitely say that this is the platform in which to showcase such beauty. However, there are some women who while they have explicit pictures on their profile they don’t seem to retain the notion that this is an adult site; and evidence of this is found in their bios. Firstly I will say it’s not what you ladies are saying that’s fucked up, it’s the wording... For example. I’ve read a few bios which have a phrase like, and I quote verbatim... “Guys don’t send me a pic of your cock in your first message; you wouldn’t behave like that in the real world...” and so on, which again let me clarify is totally justified and appreciated. Any guy sending random cock shots to females has no “game” at all... (For those seriously old timers and aristocratic individuals who don’t know what “game” is, I guess you would define it as panache and social decorum) But yeah, no game at all. However that’s not the issue, the issue is that the wording is inaccurate. Because I mean; let’s be honest, this isn’t the “real world” as a lot of you women state. This is an ADULT SITE. So for you to justify not having cock shots sent to you because guys wouldn’t show you their genitalia in public settings is, hypercritical; especially if you’ve got explicit pics on your profile. That’s like guys asking you; why you don’t walk around naked in the “real world” if you’ve got explicit pics on your profile... Again just to clarify I’m not advocating cock shots at all. Lord knows I’d pick anything on earth over dick. And I’m definitely supportive in your plight to eradicate that eldritch kind of behaviour. With that being said, you’ve got to change the wording... Better yet the next time a psycho sends you a cock shot just respond with a generic message like “How old where you when your brain decided to walk away from you?!”
The next set of females are those who have bios which have maybe one descriptive paragraph and describe themselves as being sapiosexual. Which I suppose is better then nothing but with just one paragraph it’s hard for anyone to figure out what commonalities to exploit in order to captivate you... You ladies need to increase the amount of information you’re divulging on your bio. If you expect to attract a true male sapiosexual then the content of your profile is paramount...
So that brings me onto the women with nothing on their bio... And you ladies expect to find someone sane?! Seriously??! With no words on your bio, I’m telling you that; you are inviting all kinds of undesirables to your profile. The strange and weird alike will flock to your profile in swarms. Now that could be a tactic you’re trying to adopt to limit the inundated influx of messages and attention. However, that just limits your chances of finding your match. My advice would be either write something or hide your profile and search for guys and interact with the ones you like...
There are a few other examples but I’ve been digressing for awhile now so I’ll just end with this, if you’re in need of a ghost writer male or female just let the know. I’ve not read any guys profiles but from what women have told me about my profile you guys definitely lack creativity. And you don’t want females thinking you lack creativity... especially not when you’re on a platform focused around sex...
Don’t be afraid to reach out...
You need me to write your shit?!? just come see the man, and I’ll give you a hook, like the crook, from Peter Pan, need a hand?! I’ll come to the rescue, I’ll make you stand out like a gem in this cesspool....😉
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What’s your fantasy?!
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Posted:Mar 18, 2019 1:55 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2022 9:32 pm
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Let me discuss the allure of sexual fantasies and why it’s so prevalent in today’s society...
Sexual fantasies, of course, are a normal part of life. In our minds, we can engage in risky behavior without consequences and indulge our inner freak without judgment...
And, this is the reason why we are drawn to so many forbidden sexual acts...
This then emphasises the fact that sex is hotter when it’s a little transgressive.
There’s something about the surprise of taking off the wrapper for the first time.
When we perceive sexual acts as forbidden, they gain instant appeal. Which doesn’t justify but definitely explains the reason for things such as adultery, monogamy, polygamy and bigamy being so widespread within societies culture. The connection of the mind and body works in mysterious ways. Even the most depraved thoughts can bring pleasure.
And where most fantasies are somewhat kinky and or taboo not all follow this trend. Some fantasies can be very vanilla in nature however may have some underlying forbidden factor, ie: fantasies of fucking a m.i.l.f or a hotwife. And then you can have fantasies which are totally driven by ambition and perception. Which is usually something that is generally adopted by both men and women...
That being said, female competition is hugely underrated.
Women want to date the man with the highest social status in the room, regardless of his marital status as he demonstrates and exercises the highest level of authority and power...
And while power and authority are attractive qualities, it tends to reinforce the fact that subconsciously women’s fantasies tend to be more perception oriented rather than any other form.
So to conclude the allure of fantasies is prevalent in today’s society because it creates an unknown area of bliss in our minds yet to be explored. And as human beings we are naturally inquisitive and gravitate toward the unknown...
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What The Fuck Happened To The World?!?!
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Posted:Mar 15, 2019 11:43 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2019 12:35 am
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What happened to the world?! for me is the most profound question of recent times...
I fucking hate living in this society. The rise of Social Media and the dominance and control it exercises over the general public is unfathomable.
It has pretty much changed all aspects of our lives. It has changed the way the internet works; the way we broadcast and view media; the way we make decisions, almost everything in life is influenced and determined through the use of social media...
Today; social media is so colossal its intimidating, and to think that it only took a few years and FaceBook for it to become as grand as it is right now. People have become addicted to the point of obsession. They spend every waking hour seeking validation from a multitude of individuals that they know nothing about, and care even less for...
As the world changes, people shift and adapt to the change, yet they never really change. Being social is exactly what we as humans live for; the mind craves interaction with other minds, and that is a concept that mankind has held since the dawn of time. As it clearly states in that holy book that Adam needed Eve...
And so social media caters for a natural human desire. Which is why and how it has become the force that we see today. However, what people fail to realise while trapped in the matrix that is social media, is that nothing is real. And more importantly theyre being mentally hacked. While seeking validation from random individuals and automated robots; they interact and create meaningless relationships without substance. And as the novelty wears off; it becomes less effective at giving them a sense of euphoria; and so, people then crave this feeling and increase their usage of social media in order to achieve it. As a result; theyre trapped in a never ending cycle as they attempt to chase the dragon...
In conclusion, individuals will never truly be happy living life through a lens, in order to truly experience life, and appreciate the magic of the moment, we have to detach ourselves from all forms of social media and technology...
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RAMBLINGS OF A SOCIOPATH
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Posted:Mar 14, 2019 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2019 4:16 am
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(DISCLAIMER: THE VIEWS AND OPINIONS OUTLINED IN THIS POST ARE FOR COMICAL ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LITERALLY. HOWEVER THAT BEING SAID IF ANY OF THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BELLOW CAUSE ANY PAIN OR OFFENCE THEN I EMPLOY YOU TO LEAVE YOUR GRIEVANCES IN THE COMMENTS AND THEY WILL BE HANDLED ACCORDINGLY...)
THE RAMBLINGS OF A SOCIOPATH...
Weight a minute... Who said I didn’t like curvaceous females?! Ladies, if you’ve got a few extra pounds; I could definitely use you as I’ve got 0% body fat 😉
Attractive women are always the most insecure, while these Shrek looking females, walk around thinking they’re the shit.
It’s ironic how the same women who complain about men exaggerating about their endowments or endurance; walk around with fake TITS! fake lips, fake ass, fake lashes, fake hair, fake nails... And these women are looking for a “REAL” man?!?!
Social media has got these women now a days cumin outside lookin like a god-damn Rainbow... Red hair, green nails, blue eyes, and yellow teeth...
I don’t believe in a “girlfriend/wife” that’s just a term men created to trick women into staying obedient and loyal to them while they fuck other women...
Men are more sensitive than women, for example women don’t care how many girls their partner has fucked in the past... Men on the other hand, definitely do...
Underweight V Overweight... tricky but I think I’d rather be underweight, why?! Well if I’m overweight I won’t be able to chase and catch bad bitches...
Having men work with women is like having grizzly bears work with fish dipped in honey...
Pretty women are always in shape because they’re always running from the guys chasing them...
A woman once asked me for a sexual innuendo, so I gave her one...
True... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but would you rather catch a tadpole or a great white??!
Some men and women treat their partners like how today’s society treats trends...
Pussy is SO good you can it... Dick is SO abundant you can’t even give it away...
Who said black guys don’t like white guys?! We like white guys... we love white women; so we need you guys for breeding...
MMF is not a threesome, that’s gay sex with a witness!!
Pregnant women need to be careful when outside on the streets. Just because you got knocked up doesn’t mean you can’t be knocked down...
If you’re late for work, just tell the boss you were asleep dreaming about being at work...
White people cant say certain things around black people, just like black people cant do certain things around white people (like talk back to police)
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The Sex Scene Survival Guide
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Posted:Mar 14, 2019 12:28 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2019 6:42 am
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Surviving within the sex scene during this state of social decadence; is quite simple...
It’s all about understanding demographic cohorts and how they, “evolve.” I have never really cared for that word nor that fallacy; as the state of consciousness exhibited by today’s society, in this day and age is appalling. To say we’ve been regressing as a people is an understatement... Anyway, I won’t deviate off topic...
The Depression Era aka The Lost Generation, World War II Gen aka The G.I Generation, Post-War Cohort aka The Silent Generation, Boomers I aka The Baby Boomers, Boomers II aka Generation Jones, Generation X aka The Latchkey Generation, Generation Y aka Millennials/Echo Boomers, Generation Z aka The Future Generation...
What’s the one commonality amongst the entire demographic of cohorts?!
It’s the ability to adapt to the social climate of the environment. Every single one of these groups exercise attributes which directly correlate to the environment they are subjected to. The “lost generation” are said to be patriotic, oriented toward work before pleasure and have a sense of moral obligation.... Considering they came of age during the first world war, it’s not surprising they possess those attributes... If foreigners tried to bomb my house, I’ll be the first to wave my Union Jack and shotgun...
So understanding people’s general characteristics are heavily influenced by the environment is paramount...
Now fast forward to the current era in 2019... Times have changed dramatically, and so; people have had to adapt in accordance to change. Hence the rise of the “millennials.”
Millennials are less brand loyal and the speed of the Internet has led the cohort to
be similarly flexible and changing in its style consciousness and where
and how it is communicated with... Think about Art, in all its forms, fashion, music, film etc. Think about the way in which all things have decreased in substance and quality. Think of how much trash saturates our society... it’s clear to see the western world has adapted to a “fast-food” culture; where nothing is appreciated and everything has a, expeditious expiration date...
The solution is simple. In this time of fatuous, inconsequential, speed mass production you’ve got to be one who stands out with substance, culture and meritoriousness... Rather than feeding women with the same junk food guys are . You’ve got to cook them a substantial homemade meal. Something ’s appreciated and needs time to be digested...
So in short, in 2019, a pretty face with a vacant mind has a transient expiration date...
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Spoilt for choice - Fuck your options 😉
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Posted:Mar 12, 2019 11:06 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2019 10:02 am
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The problems faced with the internet and the “online” sex scene is, choice...
The current abundance of choice often leads to depression and feelings of loneliness. People are paying for increased affluence and freedom with a substantial decrease in the quality and quantity of community. What was once given by neighbourhood and the workplace; now must be achieved and actively cultivated on an individual basis online. The social fabric is no longer a birthright but has become a series of deliberated and demanding choices.
When people are faced with having to choose one option out of many desirable choices, they will begin to consider hypothetical trade-offs. Their options are evaluated in terms of missed opportunities instead of the opportunity's potential. In other words, after choosing an alternative with a plurality but not a majority of utility, people remember the sum of the lost utility rather than the fact that they made the utility-maximizing choice. One of the downsides of making trade-offs is it alters how we feel about the decisions we face; afterwards, it affects the level of satisfaction we experience from our decision. While negative emotions have a detrimental effect on decision making, positive emotion has the opposite effect: in general, people are inclined to consider more possibilities when they are feeling happy...
The solutions that people have adopted to navigate through this abundance of choice is by becoming maximizers or satisficers. A maximizer is like a perfectionist, someone who needs to be assured that their every purchase or decision was the best that could be made. The way a maximiser knows for certain is to consider all the alternatives they can imagine. This creates a psychologically daunting task, which can become even more daunting as the number of options increases. And so as a maximiser on the online scene, it would be best to limit your activities to saucy chat/cam and other online activities, as meet ups for a maximiser would prove to be impossible. Alternatively to maximising; some individuals are inclined to exercise the traits of a satisficer. A satisficer has criteria and standards, but a satisficer is not worried about the possibility that there might be something better. Ultimately, satisficing is, in fact, the maximising and most practical strategy, when faced with the implications of mass choice...
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The Sex Boiler Room...
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Posted:Mar 8, 2019 12:36 am
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2019 11:59 pm
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Okay, here's the deal, I'm not here to waste your time. Okay, I certainly hope you're not here to waste mine, so I'm gonna keep this short. You become a member of this scene, you will fulfil all your wildest fantasies within three years. OK? I'm gonna repeat that - you will fulfil all your wildest fantasies within three years of your first day of membership of the swingers scene. There is no question as to whether or not you will fulfil all your fantasies playing here, the only question is how many times over. Do you think I'm joking? I am not joking. I am a Sex God. It's a weird thing to hear, right? I'll tell ya, it's a weird thing to say. I am a f--king sex god. And guess how old I am? Thirty... You know what that makes me here? A f--king senior citizen. This firm is entirely comprised of people your age, not mine. Lucky for me, I happen to be very f--king good at my job or I'd be out of one.
You guys are the new blood. You're gonna go home with the dime pieces. You are the future Big-Swinging-Dicks of this scene. Now you all look pussy hungry and that's good. Anybody tells you pussy is overrated doesn't f--kin' have any! They say 'Pussy isnt the only source of happiness'... Look at the f--kin' smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby. You want details?! Fine. Ive fucked some of the most incredible superheroes of the scene, 355 and counting... I have a ridiculous number of women chasing me. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all, , I am free.
So, now you know what's possible, let me tell you what's required. You are required to work your f--king ass off in this scene. We want winners here, not pikers. A piker expects too much. A piker only cares about his own selfish satisfaction. Personal Satisfaction?!? People cum into this scene for one reason, to become sex gods, that's it. We're not here just to get our dicks wet, we're not running sprint sessions here, guys. You want personal satisfaction, go teach third grade public school.
Okay, first three months on the scene are as a newbie. Look to make a meet a week. After you're done training, you take the series seven, you pass that, you become a junior swinger and you're opening meets for your play dates. You open forty meets, you start workin' for yourself, the sky's the limit. A word or two about being a newbie. Friends, parents, the other swingers, whoever, they're gonna give you shit about it. It's true, a meet a week, is not a lot of play. Pay them no mind. You need to learn this business and this is the time to do it. Once you pass the test, none of that's gonna matter. Your friends are shit. You tell 'em you fucked 25 pornstars last month, they're not gonna f--kin' believe you. F--k them! F--k 'em! Parents don't like the life you lead? F--k you mom and dad! See how it feels when you're f--kin' their friends daughters...
Now go home and think about it. Think about whether or not this is really for you. If you decide it isn't, listen, it's nothin' to be embarrassed about. It's not for everyone, thanks. But if you really want this, you call me on Monday and we'll talk. Just don't waste my f--kin' time. Okay, that's it..
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