What will it take for you to let me eat your pussy?  

secret_lade 45F
3372 posts
3/20/2020 4:54 pm
What will it take for you to let me eat your pussy?


Um, for starters, if this is your opening line, it would take a miracle....

I'm fascinated by some of the correspondence I receive on here. I do meet men from here in person. I've been doing it for years, so it's not a matter of desperation for me. I select the one who piques my interest and fits the bill for what I'm currently looking for and go for it.

The sad thing is....

There are men out there that use these opening lines. Then they bitch because nobody will meet with them. They blame it on fake profiles, they blame it on the site, they blame it on women like me who won't just fall into bed with someone because they are "in Gaylord".

-I'm in Gaylord.

Uh, yah. So am I. Want a cookie??

-Like what you see?

90% of the messages I receive contain a dick pic. To be honest, you all look alike to me.

-I like your feet.

Great! So do I!

-Wanna fuck?

I do! Probably not you though....

-Looking for someone real who doesn't play games.

Damn... You take all the fun out of it.

I can only speak for myself, but, here's the thing.... I am worth the effort. I am smart, funny, and an experienced lover. I know what I'm doing....

I'm not going to just waste that on any old putz who just happens to be in town looking for a piece of ass.

So, to the gentleman who got pissy with me because I said no to his proposition to allow him to eat my pussy at his place of employment, quit acting like a fucktard and maybe someone might say yes.


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secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/24/2020 4:22 pm

    Quoting  :

I couldn't agree more... One of the things I find most attractive about a man is their ability to carry a conversation.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/22/2020 3:01 pm

    Quoting KX450F2016:
    I'm more for the conversation any more. I have been on here for years as a couple & as a single. I have spent time writing decent messages and getting little to no response, but would never start with an opening line like that. I also know that most women could care less about dick pics, especially as a profile picture. Women get bombarded with guys messaging on here I know..... makes it hard for others who are sincere.
It's hard for me to have a conversation on here.... Guys want to turn everything into sex talk. It has its time and place....


KX450F2016 51M  
86 posts
3/22/2020 2:27 pm

I'm more for the conversation any more. I have been on here for years as a couple & as a single. I have spent time writing decent messages and getting little to no response, but would never start with an opening line like that. I also know that most women could care less about dick pics, especially as a profile picture. Women get bombarded with guys messaging on here I know..... makes it hard for others who are sincere.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/22/2020 1:32 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    It's true... you ARE funny.
    Some guys express their cravings in crass, boorish ways. No excuse for that.
    I'm getting a craving - right now.
    And a pizza... 'all dressed' - super delux - with bacon 🥓 and onions ? 🤔 Can't get it outta my head. 🍷 🍷
Mmmmm..... Pizza!!!!


Paulxx001 63M  
15346 posts
3/21/2020 7:33 pm

It's true... you ARE funny.
Some guys express their cravings in crass, boorish ways. No excuse for that.
I'm getting a craving - right now.
And a pizza... 'all dressed' - super delux - with bacon 🥓 and onions ? 🤔 Can't get it outta my head. 🍷 🍷

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/21/2020 11:23 am

    Quoting Wok2016:
    Sounds like the typical used car salesman's "What's it going to take to have you drive away with this beauty today???"

    Except in this interaction there's a literal beauty, and a heck of lot more nuance is required to get from point A to point B!
Oh, you're right. It does sound like a used car salesman... LOL


tsn4fun2 44M/42F  
145 posts
3/21/2020 10:12 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    No, they don't know what they're missing out on. I think sometimes they are lured in with the preconceived idea that there is no work involved on this site.... That people just hook up randomly with anyone and everyone. I'm certain there are people that do... But I'm way more conscious of disease and scorned wives and girlfriends and just common human decency.
Agreed. 100%. I hope you have a wonderful day!


jolielaide 48F  
1198 posts
3/21/2020 7:58 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    That is a very intimate sexual act... Something I do really enjoy but with the right person.
It has to be the right person. Or otherwise it's gonna be no bueno


Wok2016 38M  
340 posts
3/21/2020 2:39 am

Sounds like the typical used car salesman's "What's it going to take to have you drive away with this beauty today???"

Except in this interaction there's a literal beauty, and a heck of lot more nuance is required to get from point A to point B!


Heathen_G 61M
7867 posts
3/21/2020 1:54 am

If you consider the kind of site we're on , how lax and informal any and all sexual imagery is on here.... "What will it take ....etc etc.."... is a reasonable question. You just haven't like how those men looked.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 11:19 pm

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hi secre_lade

    thanks for sharing

    first impressions are important

    reminded me of this

    Christina Aguilera - "The Way You Talk to Me"

    Over the phone, love to hear
    All of the things you say to me, mmm
    I just can't wait, to hear your voice
    Whispering sweetly to me baby
    All I may want I know you got
    Ready for me to receive, oh
    Making me know that you're there for me
    Feels so, good inside
    I like, the way
    You talk to me
    I like, the way
    You talk to me
The act of actual 'talking' is lost on here....


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 11:17 pm

    Quoting h4rry66:
    They've only got themselves to blame, nobody else. I love your replied to them, lol
I was actually kind of wondering if that line had worked for him in the past... LOL


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 11:15 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    What will it take? Lemme see....a new car, trip to the Bahamas without you, and hook me up with George Clooney. There ya go big guy.
Good answer!!


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 11:14 pm

    Quoting jkcrash99:
    So...... What's the best way to get a ladies attention with a message?

    I've tried numerous different approaches over the years (on different sites), results have been very hit and miss with no clear winner (but all people are different).
I can't speak for everyone... But the best way to capture my attention is with an actual message. Tell me Hi, tell me a little about yourself, tell me what you are looking for, and be genuine. The first time I feel like I'm just a conquest, a notch on your belt, something to be used and tossed aside when the next pretty girl comes along... Any effort on my part will quickly come to an end.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 11:08 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Yeah subtle isn't the trend on here for sure....
You know... I don't even really need subtle. I'm just looking for decency.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 11:04 pm

    Quoting 12FK2:
    Good post. You speak the words that many of us feel. Thank you!
You're welcome


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 11:03 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I love the ones that throw out a back-handed dare "I guess you aren't woman enough"
I will usually respond back in kind....

Nope, I think the woman you're looking for charges by the hour.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 10:59 pm

    Quoting T_Louise:
    Well, for one thing, stop calling it eating. You don't eat a pussy....you lick it, or suck, depending on her preference. But I do agree with you. Opening messages like, wanna fuck, can I eat your pussy, and other such ridiculous opening lines, leave little to be desired.
They are an immediate turn off to me. I'm not expecting a novel.... But I want to see things like an actual introduction. I also want to meet someone in person, have a drink before I make that decision. Is there a connection? You can tell by a person's personality whether or not the sex will be worth it.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 10:54 pm

Thank you, I will.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 10:53 pm

    Quoting tsn4fun2:
    I had one of “those” guys yesterday on IM. What a sad piece of work. I blocked him and went to the next one. What’s really sad tho is I initiated it with a simple introduction and I actually had interest. He turned the table real quick and I said bye. They really don’t know what they’re missing out on do they... lol
No, they don't know what they're missing out on. I think sometimes they are lured in with the preconceived idea that there is no work involved on this site.... That people just hook up randomly with anyone and everyone. I'm certain there are people that do... But I'm way more conscious of disease and scorned wives and girlfriends and just common human decency.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 10:49 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    What if... I offered you an 'all dressed' (this city's term for a pizza with the 'works) ; bacon 🥓, onions, green peppers and pepperoni and thick mozzarella cheese 🧀 and mushrooms?
    And promised delivery within the hour... ice cold drinks included?
    Damn.. ever craved something, that you really love. That you've longed for? 🤔 🔥 💦 🍷🍷❗😎
    My guess is that guy... never offered the pizza.
He didn't even offer the breadstick...

You made me hungry for pizza. LOL This guy is only looking for his own immediate gratification, I'm merely an avenue to achieve this in his eyes.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 10:42 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    Besides, who wants some random stranger partaking in something as intimate as that??? I at least have to like you so when I tell you you're not doing it right, we can both laugh about it.
That is a very intimate sexual act... Something I do really enjoy but with the right person.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 10:36 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Ewwwww....How the hell would I know where your tongue has been??? You could have been licking someone that's infected with the corona virus and then when you lick me, I'll get it...turning it into a sexually transmitted disease. I try to avoid those.
    Hmmmm....I wonder if he would appreciate an answer like that?
    I'm thinking I would be blocked immediately. lol
Given the current state of things with COVID-19, and everything being shut down, and the sense of panic out there.... Meeting someone new isn't really high on my priority list.


h4rry66 53M
1943 posts
3/20/2020 10:23 pm

They've only got themselves to blame, nobody else. I love your replied to them, lol


easy_going2014 53M
12404 posts
3/20/2020 8:54 pm

Hi secre_lade

thanks for sharing

first impressions are important

reminded me of this

Christina Aguilera - "The Way You Talk to Me"

Over the phone, love to hear
All of the things you say to me, mmm
I just can't wait, to hear your voice
Whispering sweetly to me baby
All I may want I know you got
Ready for me to receive, oh
Making me know that you're there for me
Feels so, good inside
I like, the way
You talk to me
I like, the way
You talk to me

To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog:

Good luck!!!


Heathen_G 61M
7867 posts
3/20/2020 8:37 pm

Oh well... You don't seem to understand....on here, it's not what he writes, but how he looks to the woman. And she wants him. That is a proven fact. You just haven't found/seen that guy yet.

Yes, I know...yada yada yada my mind... blah blah blah......No. On this venue....the picture or pictures, speak volumes more, to any woman, even though his opening line might be something about pussy.


pagancountrygirl 62F
4914 posts
3/20/2020 6:40 pm

Ewwwww....How the hell would I know where your tongue has been??? You could have been licking someone that's infected with the corona virus and then when you lick me, I'll get it...turning it into a sexually transmitted disease. I try to avoid those.
Hmmmm....I wonder if he would appreciate an answer like that?
I'm thinking I would be blocked immediately. lol

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


jolielaide 48F  
1198 posts
3/20/2020 6:33 pm

Besides, who wants some random stranger partaking in something as intimate as that??? I at least have to like you so when I tell you you're not doing it right, we can both laugh about it.


Paulxx001 63M  
15346 posts
3/20/2020 6:33 pm

What if... I offered you an 'all dressed' (this city's term for a pizza with the 'works) ; bacon 🥓, onions, green peppers and pepperoni and thick mozzarella cheese 🧀 and mushrooms?
And promised delivery within the hour... ice cold drinks included?
Damn.. ever craved something, that you really love. That you've longed for? 🤔 🔥 💦 🍷🍷❗😎
My guess is that guy... never offered the pizza.

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


tsn4fun2 44M/42F  
145 posts
3/20/2020 6:22 pm

I had one of “those” guys yesterday on IM. What a sad piece of work. I blocked him and went to the next one. What’s really sad tho is I initiated it with a simple introduction and I actually had interest. He turned the table real quick and I said bye. They really don’t know what they’re missing out on do they... lol


whataboutfun8 46M
32 posts
3/20/2020 6:18 pm

Ramble on


T_Louise 51F  
106 posts
3/20/2020 6:10 pm

Well, for one thing, stop calling it eating. You don't eat a pussy....you lick it, or suck, depending on her preference. But I do agree with you. Opening messages like, wanna fuck, can I eat your pussy, and other such ridiculous opening lines, leave little to be desired.


superbjversion2 64F  
19121 posts
3/20/2020 6:07 pm

I love the ones that throw out a back-handed dare "I guess you aren't woman enough"

Around here, my odds are good but the goods are odd


12FK2 46F  
457 posts
3/20/2020 5:58 pm

Good post. You speak the words that many of us feel. Thank you!


benard69 63M/63F  
5058 posts
3/20/2020 5:56 pm

Yeah subtle isn't the trend on here for sure....


jkcrash99 42M
26 posts
3/20/2020 5:55 pm

So...... What's the best way to get a ladies attention with a message?

I've tried numerous different approaches over the years (on different sites), results have been very hit and miss with no clear winner (but all people are different).


positively4you 70F  
3773 posts
3/20/2020 5:49 pm

What will it take? Lemme see....a new car, trip to the Bahamas without you, and hook me up with George Clooney. There ya go big guy.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/20/2020 5:21 pm

I’m sorry for offering to lick your pussy and make you cum. Obviously you don’t want anything to do with me licking you. Sorry to bother it won’t happen again.
3/20/2020 7:50 pm

*I asked him if that line ever worked on anyone. I'm guessing this means no.


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