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The Uni-Boob Prevails
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The Uni-Boob Prevails ISO : A sports bra designed for the large chested woman. I tried, yet again, another new sports bra today that left me less than thrilled. They start out fantastic. The girls are contained, sitting up there where they belong, the uni-boob is happening but there really isn't anything you can do about that... But then, you start to sweat. The fabric is getting moist under the girls and down the center of our back, which means, the support is dwindling. Before you know it, the racer back is cutting into your neck and the girls are swinging back and forth in a sweated out hammock. Cute! I was certain this one would be different.... That the zip front / secret hidden fastening hook would be the miracle of miracles. Alas, I was wrong. This one was probably the worst as I could totally see the entire zip thing through my shirt. Nothing like a uni-boob with a hint of zipper..... A lot of women get envious when I complain about being large chested. "You should consider yourself lucky!" "I only WiSH I had your problems!" "You are so lucky!" These women are clueless. They only wish they had that problem because they want the attention men give to women who have that problem. Here's the thing.... We struggle to find clothing that fit us properly. Shirts need to be loose enough in the chest to fit the girls but that usually means the abdomen is is way bigger than it needs to be and you end up looking sloppy and heavier than you are. Sexy nighties? Not going to happen.... The chest will always be way to tight and way to small. Nothing sexier than seeing a girl with all her seams in all the wrong places.... Cute! I'm stuck with what I have so I choose to make the best of it. I would love to find the perfect sports bra though.... |
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Thanks for your reply beautiful. I'd love to share that shower with you too. We can start with a massaging lather up and see where things follow x
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Hi secret_lade yes, I've discussed the lack of size and the "too" big issue with women from both points of view sometimes, I wish I was 6 feet tall, that would take care of my body mass problem, but, then what kind of clothing issues would I be faced with sometimes, I wish I had blonde hair, but, would that really make me have more fun sometimes, I wish my hair was like it was years ago, but, then I would miss so many other opportunities that I have I hope you find the right cradle for those melonlicious breasts I've always loved them reminded me of this S3RL - "Shoulder Boulders" Stop staring at my boobs Tits, knockers, double D's Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies Boobs, melons, jubblies Chesticles, mammaries Milk jugs, big breasts Shoulder boulders on your chest Bounce 'em. Shake 'em. flash 'em too Stop staring at my boobs I have 1 son that is 6'3 and 1 son that is 5'9. I can find clothing just about anywhere for my 5'9 son, where as, my 6'3 son was impossible to dress as I could never find anything for him that fit his long legs and arms when he was in high school. When my shorter son complains that he's "the short one" I always remind him he's lucky he's as tall as he is, he could be short like Dad. (My ex husband is 5'4)
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3/15/2020 10:31 pm |
Thanks for your reply beautiful. I'd love to share that shower with you too. We can start with a massaging lather up and see where things follow x
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Hi secret_lade yes, I've discussed the lack of size and the "too" big issue with women from both points of view sometimes, I wish I was 6 feet tall, that would take care of my body mass problem, but, then what kind of clothing issues would I be faced with sometimes, I wish I had blonde hair, but, would that really make me have more fun sometimes, I wish my hair was like it was years ago, but, then I would miss so many other opportunities that I have I hope you find the right cradle for those melonlicious breasts I've always loved them reminded me of this S3RL - "Shoulder Boulders" Stop staring at my boobs Tits, knockers, double D's Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies Boobs, melons, jubblies Chesticles, mammaries Milk jugs, big breasts Shoulder boulders on your chest Bounce 'em. Shake 'em. flash 'em too Stop staring at my boobs To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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I'm happy to lend a supporting hand any time you want McLade......we'd just need to get the timing right, but everything else would fall into place after that!  Hope you're well and surviving the madness okay.
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I don't suppose just crossing your arms over your chest...or putting your hands over your boobs to hold them in place....would be an option?  Perhaps a steel breastplate would work? lol
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I don't suppose just crossing your arms over your chest...or putting your hands over your boobs to hold them in place....would be an option? Perhaps a steel breastplate would work? lol Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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I'm happy to lend a supporting hand any time you want McLade......we'd just need to get the timing right, but everything else would fall into place after that! Hope you're well and surviving the madness okay.
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I a!most feel like giving that a try... Lol
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As a card holding member of the opposite sex - I've never considered the plight you face. 😔hmmm... Should I share with you what happens to men's nuts, when they get on a bike 🚲? You can probably figure it out. We're not grimacing in exertion when we pedal ; we are praying that the f**king trip will be over soon. Ahh... the misery of our differences. That's why... we fit so perfectly, when we finally join. I just made that shit up... (about fitting), but it sounded good. Up late? 🤔 🌹🍷🍷⭕
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Oh how I would love to see your girls in your sweater out hammock swinging back and forth. The thought of it has got me hard x
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Buy shirts with darts - they're made specifically for women. hint: the uni-boob sucks; There are two of them with a natural lay towards the sides - as-in off the curvature of the chest or rib cavity. Threat them that way. Otherwise women are artificially shaping them like some historic tribes once did. (applicable to tight jeans also) But I've heard it all before having grown up in the land of big'ins and I know your argument is highly valid. Probably why those with a smaller size and shape get my attention before the big'ins. Especially when they're side-by-side but honestly, I'd still side with the one that wears a real bra and wears it properly. For some men, class means a lot too !
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Junonia their active wear line...Juno Active. Good Luck ~~
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Buy shirts with darts - they're made specifically for women. hint: the uni-boob sucks; There are two of them with a natural lay towards the sides - as-in off the curvature of the chest or rib cavity. Threat them that way. Otherwise women are artificially shaping them like some historic tribes once did. (applicable to tight jeans also) But I've heard it all before having grown up in the land of big'ins and I know your argument is highly valid. Probably why those with a smaller size and shape get my attention before the big'ins. Especially when they're side-by-side but honestly, I'd still side with the one that wears a real bra and wears it properly. For some men, class means a lot too !
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3/14/2020 11:57 pm |
Oh how I would love to see your girls in your sweater out hammock swinging back and forth. The thought of it has got me hard x
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As a card holding member of the opposite sex - I've never considered the plight you face. 😔hmmm... Should I share with you what happens to men's nuts, when they get on a bike 🚲? You can probably figure it out. We're not grimacing in exertion when we pedal ; we are praying that the f**king trip will be over soon. Ahh... the misery of our differences. That's why... we fit so perfectly, when we finally join. I just made that shit up... (about fitting), but it sounded good. Up late? 🤔 🌹🍷🍷⭕ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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