The Uni-Boob Prevails  

secret_lade 45F
3372 posts
3/14/2020 6:40 pm
The Uni-Boob Prevails


ISO : A sports bra designed for the large chested woman.

I tried, yet again, another new sports bra today that left me less than thrilled.

They start out fantastic. The girls are contained, sitting up there where they belong, the uni-boob is happening but there really isn't anything you can do about that...

But then, you start to sweat. The fabric is getting moist under the girls and down the center of our back, which means, the support is dwindling.

Before you know it, the racer back is cutting into your neck and the girls are swinging back and forth in a sweated out hammock.

Cute!

I was certain this one would be different.... That the zip front / secret hidden fastening hook would be the miracle of miracles.

Alas, I was wrong.

This one was probably the worst as I could totally see the entire zip thing through my shirt.

Nothing like a uni-boob with a hint of zipper.....

A lot of women get envious when I complain about being large chested.

"You should consider yourself lucky!"

"I only WiSH I had your problems!"

"You are so lucky!"

These women are clueless. They only wish they had that problem because they want the attention men give to women who have that problem.

Here's the thing....

We struggle to find clothing that fit us properly.

Shirts need to be loose enough in the chest to fit the girls but that usually means the abdomen is is way bigger than it needs to be and you end up looking sloppy and heavier than you are.

Sexy nighties? Not going to happen.... The chest will always be way to tight and way to small. Nothing sexier than seeing a girl with all her seams in all the wrong places....

Cute!

I'm stuck with what I have so I choose to make the best of it.

I would love to find the perfect sports bra though....

secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/16/2020 3:50 pm

    Quoting h4rry66:
    Thanks for your reply beautiful. I'd love to share that shower with you too. We can start with a massaging lather up and see where things follow x
I do like showering with a partner...


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/16/2020 2:11 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    Hi secret_lade

    yes, I've discussed the lack of size and the "too" big issue with women from both points of view

    sometimes, I wish I was 6 feet tall, that would take care of my body mass problem, but, then what kind of clothing issues would I be faced with

    sometimes, I wish I had blonde hair, but, would that really make me have more fun

    sometimes, I wish my hair was like it was years ago, but, then I would miss so many other opportunities that I have

    I hope you find the right cradle for those melonlicious breasts

    I've always loved them

    reminded me of this

    S3RL - "Shoulder Boulders"

    Stop staring at my boobs

    Tits, knockers, double D's
    Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
    Boobs, melons, jubblies
    Chesticles, mammaries
    Milk jugs, big breasts
    Shoulder boulders on your chest

    Bounce 'em. Shake 'em. flash 'em too

    Stop staring at my boobs
Shoulder boulders... Oh my. LOL Haven't heard that term in a while!

I have 1 son that is 6'3 and 1 son that is 5'9. I can find clothing just about anywhere for my 5'9 son, where as, my 6'3 son was impossible to dress as I could never find anything for him that fit his long legs and arms when he was in high school. When my shorter son complains that he's "the short one" I always remind him he's lucky he's as tall as he is, he could be short like Dad. (My ex husband is 5'4)


h4rry66 53M
1943 posts
3/15/2020 10:31 pm

Thanks for your reply beautiful. I'd love to share that shower with you too. We can start with a massaging lather up and see where things follow x


easy_going2014 53M
12404 posts
3/15/2020 10:29 pm

Hi secret_lade

yes, I've discussed the lack of size and the "too" big issue with women from both points of view

sometimes, I wish I was 6 feet tall, that would take care of my body mass problem, but, then what kind of clothing issues would I be faced with

sometimes, I wish I had blonde hair, but, would that really make me have more fun

sometimes, I wish my hair was like it was years ago, but, then I would miss so many other opportunities that I have

I hope you find the right cradle for those melonlicious breasts

I've always loved them

reminded me of this

S3RL - "Shoulder Boulders"

Stop staring at my boobs

Tits, knockers, double D's
Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies
Boobs, melons, jubblies
Chesticles, mammaries
Milk jugs, big breasts
Shoulder boulders on your chest

Bounce 'em. Shake 'em. flash 'em too

Stop staring at my boobs

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Good luck!!!


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/15/2020 3:43 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    I'm happy to lend a supporting hand any time you want McLade......we'd just need to get the timing right, but everything else would fall into place after that!

    Hope you're well and surviving the madness okay.
I'm well and so far, madness free. It's pure craziness out there right now, I tell ya.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/15/2020 3:41 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I don't suppose just crossing your arms over your chest...or putting your hands over your boobs to hold them in place....would be an option?
    Perhaps a steel breastplate would work? lol
The steel breast plate.... Now, that's an idea. Lol I could be a viking.


pagancountrygirl 62F
4914 posts
3/15/2020 1:41 pm

I don't suppose just crossing your arms over your chest...or putting your hands over your boobs to hold them in place....would be an option?
Perhaps a steel breastplate would work? lol

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


lindoboy100 57M
20669 posts
3/15/2020 11:37 am

I'm happy to lend a supporting hand any time you want McLade......we'd just need to get the timing right, but everything else would fall into place after that!

Hope you're well and surviving the madness okay.

Pull ma finger.........


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/15/2020 10:44 am

    Quoting Granny872:
    A well-secured Ace bandage??
I a!most feel like giving that a try... Lol


Granny872 67F  
1933 posts
3/15/2020 7:11 am

A well-secured Ace bandage??

None of us are getting out alive, so let's at least try to be nice to each other while we're here.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/15/2020 7:04 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    As a card holding member of the opposite sex - I've never considered the plight you face. 😔hmmm...
    Should I share with you what happens to men's nuts, when they get on a bike 🚲?
    You can probably figure it out. We're not grimacing in exertion when we pedal ; we are praying that the f**king trip will be over soon.
    Ahh... the misery of our differences. That's why... we fit so perfectly, when we finally join.
    I just made that shit up... (about fitting), but it sounded good. Up late? 🤔 🌹🍷🍷⭕
Men on bikes.... That made me laugh. I once saw an older man on a bike trying to ride with his grandkids. He wiped out and stood up holding his crotch. He looked at me and said "I think I lost a nut down there, help me look for it?"


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/15/2020 6:56 am

    Quoting h4rry66:
    Oh how I would love to see your girls in your sweater out hammock swinging back and forth. The thought of it has got me hard x
I've seen them.... Maybe it's because I'm a woman, but, I don't think it's all that sexy, really. Lol I look at it and think, cripe, need to shower.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/15/2020 6:54 am

    Quoting ProfessorNaught:
    Buy shirts with darts - they're made specifically for women.
    hint: the uni-boob sucks; There are two of them with a natural lay towards the sides - as-in off the curvature of the chest or rib cavity. Threat them that way. Otherwise women are artificially shaping them like some historic tribes once did. (applicable to tight jeans also)

    But I've heard it all before having grown up in the land of big'ins and I know your argument is highly valid. Probably why those with a smaller size and shape get my attention before the big'ins. Especially when they're side-by-side but honestly, I'd still side with the one that wears a real bra and wears it properly. For some men, class means a lot too !
In every day life, I do wear the real bras..... Ones specifically made for my shape. My issues are at the gym though....


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/15/2020 6:50 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Junonia their active wear line...Juno Active. Good Luck ~~
Thank you... I'm going to check it out right now.


jajo696 65F
1680 posts
3/15/2020 5:56 am

Junonia their active wear line...Juno Active. Good Luck ~~


ProfessorNaught 107M
1040 posts
3/15/2020 12:43 am

Buy shirts with darts - they're made specifically for women.
hint: the uni-boob sucks; There are two of them with a natural lay towards the sides - as-in off the curvature of the chest or rib cavity. Threat them that way. Otherwise women are artificially shaping them like some historic tribes once did. (applicable to tight jeans also)

But I've heard it all before having grown up in the land of big'ins and I know your argument is highly valid. Probably why those with a smaller size and shape get my attention before the big'ins. Especially when they're side-by-side but honestly, I'd still side with the one that wears a real bra and wears it properly. For some men, class means a lot too !


h4rry66 53M
1943 posts
3/14/2020 11:57 pm

Oh how I would love to see your girls in your sweater out hammock swinging back and forth. The thought of it has got me hard x


Rita_Travestie 64T
768 posts
3/14/2020 11:32 pm

I : 90Aaaaaaa
and You ?


Paulxx001 63M  
15344 posts
3/14/2020 11:06 pm

As a card holding member of the opposite sex - I've never considered the plight you face. 😔hmmm...
Should I share with you what happens to men's nuts, when they get on a bike 🚲?
You can probably figure it out. We're not grimacing in exertion when we pedal ; we are praying that the f**king trip will be over soon.
Ahh... the misery of our differences. That's why... we fit so perfectly, when we finally join.
I just made that shit up... (about fitting), but it sounded good. Up late? 🤔 🌹🍷🍷⭕

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/14/2020 6:41 pm

Suggestions?


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