I read somewhere once...  

secret_lade 45F
3372 posts
3/24/2020 4:18 pm
I read somewhere once...


That our ears continue to grow our entire lifetime.

At the time, I scoffed it off.... This couldn't possibly be true. If it were, we would all be tripping on our earlobes and resemble something similar to the cartoon image of Dopey, the dwarf.

After seeing my last applicant of the day today, I've rescinded that thought.

I could see his ear hair entering my office long before I ever saw him.

Giant, hairy, stretched out earlobes flapping in the breeze as he gimped toward my office.....

I felt myself staring at them much like an onlooker staring at a horrific traffic accident.

Am I staring?

OMG, I'm staring!!

Can he see me staring???

Arg!! Why can't I stop staring????

It took every ounce of self control that I had to look away from the small flake of dandruff that was precariously dangling from the cluster of wiry, gray ear hair jutting out of the side of his lobe.

I only hope it didn't manage to fall off and land somewhere in my office.

Egads....

Which leads me to this thought.

Nose Hairs has a live in girlfriend and Earlobes has a wife.

Why aren't the looking out for these men???

I was always looking out for my husband when we were married... I wanted him to look his best. If he had something in his mustache, I would tell him. If he had a weird eyebrow hair, I would take care of it. Sometimes he would miss a spot or two when he was shaving, and I would help him with it....

Isn't that what we're supposed to be doing for our significant others?

secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 2:32 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    some women do. some women don't give two f'ks about it. they're just glad they gotta man. he may be ashy and dusty but so what, they got a man.
I'm definitely not one of those women. yikes!


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 2:30 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Supposed to. If I asked my Ex, the response I got made me withdraw my request. The last 10 yrs of my marriage I learned to fend for myself.
I'm sorry.... Even when I hated my ex husband and wanted him to die, I would still tell him when he had crud in the corner of his eye. If it helps, he no longer appreciates the heads up. I told him his zipper was down the last time I saw him and he got pissy with me and said "Didja get a good look? I don't fucking care" Um, yah, it was in front of our 12 year old daughter, too.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 2:21 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Ah McLade, you do discuss some of my favourite topics, which for me invariably involve some sort of bodily dysfunction!

    I think the partners are missing an opportunity here. Ear Hairs' missus could tie his lobes together, either under the chin, or over the head, depending on the fashion of the day. And Nose Hairs' missus could be tying braids! I mean, what is wrong with these people??
I know, right! What's wrong with them?? I'd be clipping that shit on the first date.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 2:14 pm

    Quoting avg_nice_guy:
    I need someone looking out for me lol, at my age it gets tough to see the hairs that are growing where they shouldn't...I am just happy I still have hair where it is supposed to be too lmao
Without my glasses... I have a hard time applying eye liner. LOL Needless to say, I don't wear eye liner very often anymore.

At least you still have your hair where it's supposed to be! Those are bragging rights!


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 2:11 pm

    Quoting seems6666:
    A guy i work with has really long nose hair, and it's very distracting when talking to him. not to stare at it! I just want to grab a trimmer or some scissors!
I am 100% with ya... Ever time I talk to Nose Hairs I end up staring at his nose.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 2:09 pm

    Quoting IowaSecurityGuy:
    I love it when a woman helps me out.....others see you better than you see yourself...

    I like to think of it as someone wanting the best for you....
I agree! I would want someone to want me looking my best.


IowaSecurityGuy 45M  
18 posts
3/25/2020 9:31 am

I love it when a woman helps me out.....others see you better than you see yourself...

I like to think of it as someone wanting the best for you....


seems6666 49F  
3589 posts
3/25/2020 9:01 am

A guy i work with has really long nose hair, and it's very distracting when talking to him. not to stare at it! I just want to grab a trimmer or some scissors!


avg_nice_guy 52M  
241 posts
3/25/2020 6:45 am

I need someone looking out for me lol, at my age it gets tough to see the hairs that are growing where they shouldn't...I am just happy I still have hair where it is supposed to be too lmao


lindoboy100 57M
20669 posts
3/25/2020 5:41 am



Ah McLade, you do discuss some of my favourite topics, which for me invariably involve some sort of bodily dysfunction!

I think the partners are missing an opportunity here. Ear Hairs' missus could tie his lobes together, either under the chin, or over the head, depending on the fashion of the day. And Nose Hairs' missus could be tying braids! I mean, what is wrong with these people??

Pull ma finger.........


mc_justmc 59M  
5577 posts
3/25/2020 5:10 am

Supposed to. If I asked my Ex, the response I got made me withdraw my request. The last 10 yrs of my marriage I learned to fend for myself.


jolielaide 48F  
1198 posts
3/25/2020 5:04 am

some women do. some women don't give two f'ks about it. they're just glad they gotta man. he may be ashy and dusty but so what, they got a man.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 3:53 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I'd say yes. That is (was)... is - very sweet. Yeah, for sure you're supposed to look out for each other.๐ŸŒนโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘โ—
    That... and a blow job, once in a while. And some reasonable sex.
    Yep... ya nailed it.
    So why do you think, their 'other half' misses it? ๐Ÿค”
When I would get cranky, the ex would say "I think you need some happy medicine". (referring to sex) That made me laugh when I thought about it this morning...

As for their 'other halves', I don't know! I know I notice a lot.... But maybe they just aren't looking anymore.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 3:49 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    This is what caring for one another is, to see to any and all needs that may occur..
That's what I think too!


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 3:48 am

    Quoting easy_going2014:
    thanks for sharing this story

    I can't help myself when I'm confronted with something that just won't let me go

    a beautiful woman, a strange series of events, an unsightly facial feature

    and, I fight to control it, often times, losing the battle

    yes, for those whom we care for, we should want them to look and be their best

    I agree

    and, you will find your next "first", your significant other

    your filters are open

    made me think of this

    Vince Gill - "When Love Finds You"

    Love sure is something no one can explain
    It can bring you such joy, it can bring you pain
    And with every emotion, love puts us through
    There's nothing you can say, when love finds you
    Love is the power that makes your heart beat
    It can make you move mountains, make you drop to your knees
    When it finally hits you, you won't know what to do
    There's nothin' you can say, when love finds you
    Give it all you can give it, when your love comes around
    If you put your heart in it, then it won't let you down
    You'll find out it's true, baby, someday when love finds you
I think I may be one of those women..... That guys like the 'idea' of, but aren't necessarily into. I think maybe I'm just a little too much on the crazy side.... As I become withdrawn when my anxiety is high and I get moody when I'm putting my feelings out there. And, I work a lot.... That was a very sweet song, though.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/25/2020 3:24 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    A good barber takes care of those things if he canโ€™t do it. And yes, a wife should help him with it. And for women, chin hairs and a moustache are not a man magnet.
I have one weird chin hair... My ex husband would always tell me about it if he saw it. LOL He was the one who actually pointed it out to me when I first discovered it. He was like "Hey, stick your head up for a sec". Yank!! I will never forget it!


PortiaWine 55F  
35 posts
3/25/2020 2:40 am

Some dudes don't appreciate when you mention these things.

One of the reasons my last serious connection isn't any more. He didn't like being corrected on any thing!


Paulxx001 63M  
15346 posts
3/24/2020 8:28 pm

I'd say yes. That is (was)... is - very sweet. Yeah, for sure you're supposed to look out for each other.๐ŸŒนโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘โ—
That... and a blow job, once in a while. And some reasonable sex.
Yep... ya nailed it.
So why do you think, their 'other half' misses it? ๐Ÿค”

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


lonlyforlove2 77M  
3587 posts
3/24/2020 8:05 pm

This is what caring for one another is, to see to any and all needs that may occur..

Be sure to look in at lonlyforlove2 . It may make you smile!!


easy_going2014 53M
12404 posts
3/24/2020 7:41 pm

thanks for sharing this story

I can't help myself when I'm confronted with something that just won't let me go

a beautiful woman, a strange series of events, an unsightly facial feature

and, I fight to control it, often times, losing the battle

yes, for those whom we care for, we should want them to look and be their best

I agree

and, you will find your next "first", your significant other

your filters are open

made me think of this

Vince Gill - "When Love Finds You"

Love sure is something no one can explain
It can bring you such joy, it can bring you pain
And with every emotion, love puts us through
There's nothing you can say, when love finds you
Love is the power that makes your heart beat
It can make you move mountains, make you drop to your knees
When it finally hits you, you won't know what to do
There's nothin' you can say, when love finds you
Give it all you can give it, when your love comes around
If you put your heart in it, then it won't let you down
You'll find out it's true, baby, someday when love finds you

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positively4you 70F  
3773 posts
3/24/2020 7:34 pm

A good barber takes care of those things if he canโ€™t do it. And yes, a wife should help him with it. And for women, chin hairs and a moustache are not a man magnet.


secret_lade 45F
2508 posts
3/24/2020 4:20 pm

I would certainly hope my significant other, if that day ever comes, would be looking out for me in the same way. I would want to look my best for him as well.


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