Cold feet.  

marysia4u 63F  
13860 posts
6/11/2018 4:54 pm
Cold feet.






It's winter here in Oz. I prefer the cooler months to the 40+ during summer.

Got my nice thick fluffy dressing gown to keep me nice and warm, no need for the heater yet, but my feet are cold. Don't like wearing socks, so have been looking around for a nice warm pair of slippers.

Came across these, what do you think?

Could come in useful should those god bothers come knocking at the door. My friends would get a laugh, but wouldn't wear them should my kids call in.












SeaGirlFL 54F  
5440 posts
6/11/2018 5:26 pm



I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


chaso5 60M  
6528 posts
6/11/2018 5:35 pm

I also have no words! Lucky I know you better!


fkmeallnitelong9 48F  
984 posts
6/11/2018 6:00 pm

...omg...that is hilarious ….thanks for the laugh ..stay warm


Karibu313 66M  
12 posts
6/11/2018 6:01 pm

(post 4108719)

There aint no words.


redrockrascal 60M
18838 posts
6/11/2018 6:03 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.
Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 6:19 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.
You could wear them in summer too. Just fill them up with ice and have nice cool feet.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 6:20 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    I also have no words! Lucky I know you better!
Had to take your mind of the willy warmers somehow.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 6:22 pm

    Quoting fkmeallnitelong9:
    ...omg...that is hilarious ….thanks for the laugh ..stay warm
Thanks for popping in.

Glad I was able to give you a

All rugged up ATM, but without them.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 6:26 pm

    Quoting Karibu313:
    (post 4108719)

    There aint no words.
I've never done a post which leaves so many speechless.

You would have worked out by now, you'll never guess what I'll post next.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 6:29 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"
Why not show off like some of the guys on here and get a pair 12"


SeaGirlFL 54F  
5440 posts
6/11/2018 6:51 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"
I don't need a pair.

Just one.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 60M
18838 posts
6/11/2018 7:04 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Why not show off like some of the guys on here and get a pair 12"


12s might hurt someone

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 60M
18838 posts
6/11/2018 7:05 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I don't need a pair.

    Just one.
Well lil lady you're in luck - I just happen to have one.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 7:20 pm

Not all things are better if they are bigger. Things can be just too big.


Paulxx001 61M  
3115 posts
6/11/2018 7:41 pm

So true . . Your kids know that you only had sex those few times when you had them . . LOL Wear what you want . . I don't think your kids give a shit . . . As long as your feet are warm . . . . Yep!

Words are like meat loaf- they can be sculpted into any shape you choose.


justskin1 66M
10716 posts
6/11/2018 7:49 pm

Perfect for keeping your feet warm then the Jehovah Witnesses show up.
Finally got Summer here. I prefer temps of 24 to 30. Good naked, or almost so, outside weather.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


notsure1949 69M
7461 posts
6/11/2018 7:54 pm

whatever keeps you warm


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 8:07 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    So true . . Your kids know that you only had sex those few times when you had them . . LOL Wear what you want . . I don't think your kids give a shit . . . As long as your feet are warm . . . . Yep!
Both kids know I'm on here, so if I did have these I still wouldn't be able to wear them around them. I don't know who would be more embarrassed.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 8:09 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Glad I gave you a


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 8:12 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    Perfect for keeping your feet warm then the Jehovah Witnesses show up.
    Finally got Summer here. I prefer temps of 24 to 30. Good naked, or almost so, outside weather.
It would certainly keep those pests from ever knocking on my door.

I too like 24 to 30 too. Anything above that gets too uncomfortable.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/11/2018 8:13 pm

Thanks for popping in.

I can think of a much nicer way to stay warm.


SeaGirlFL 54F  
5440 posts
6/11/2018 8:40 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Well lil lady you're in luck - I just happen to have one.
A size 10?

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 60M
18838 posts
6/11/2018 9:11 pm

I believe a proper fitting session would be in order. Slip on - see how it feels, give it a good test and get a taste for how you like it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Walla2man 48M
19 posts
6/11/2018 10:39 pm

lol


MyBaffies 49M
2614 posts
6/12/2018 1:43 am

Heh heh, waterproof too!

Want to try mine for size?

Baffies

My Blog: MyBaffies


Karibu313 66M  
12 posts
6/12/2018 1:54 am

( post 4108719 )
Guess I will just have to learn patience . .


XHamburgDave 75M  
5173 posts
6/12/2018 2:52 am

ROFLMFAO Keep warm


1bighammer1000 53M
2872 posts
6/12/2018 3:13 am

Ha ha those are what you get when looking for two feet of cock. Ha ha or a real foot long. I imagine it is funnier for us in the united states, not sure of the metric conversion. Ha ha

Anything worth doing is worth doing right


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/12/2018 3:15 am

Thanks for popping in.

Glad you got a


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/12/2018 3:16 am

    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    Hey !

    Your very own dick pic !
Thought I'd get in on the act.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/12/2018 3:18 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Heh heh, waterproof too!

    Want to try mine for size?
Oh if you were only closer, I'd take you up on your kind offer.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/12/2018 3:20 am

    Quoting Karibu313:
    ( post 4108719 )
    Guess I will just have to learn patience . .
Sometimes I go blog mad, other times I'm blog dead, so I guess having patience would pay off.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/12/2018 3:22 am

Would love to keep warm another way.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/12/2018 3:25 am

    Quoting 1bighammer1000:
    Ha ha those are what you get when looking for two feet of cock. Ha ha or a real foot long. I imagine it is funnier for us in the united states, not sure of the metric conversion. Ha ha


Although I've lived most of my life in Oz, I was born in England, growing up using feet and inches. I still measure things in feet and inches, so was able to have a laugh at your comment.


CleverDick00 35M
13 posts
6/12/2018 6:22 am

😂 love them slippers


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/12/2018 12:18 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Looks like they'd be Hard to walk in.


SeaGirlFL 54F  
5440 posts
6/12/2018 3:58 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I believe a proper fitting session would be in order. Slip on - see how it feels, give it a good test and get a taste for how you like it.
Always first in line for a test or experiment.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 60M
18838 posts
6/12/2018 4:37 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Always first in line for a test or experiment.
Good to know. I can provide some equipment, you know like probes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sexysixties2 70F  
37803 posts
6/13/2018 11:38 am

Puts a whole new meaning on giving someone a kick up the ass!!! Too funny!

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."
~~~ Anais Nin ~~~


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/13/2018 12:17 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Puts a whole new meaning on giving someone a kick up the ass!!! Too funny!

Then they wouldn't have to ask if anal hurts.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/13/2018 10:21 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.

Too good not to share.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/13/2018 10:22 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.

I can't imagine they would be too comfortable to wear.


Bundyman59 59M
32 posts
6/14/2018 8:44 pm

they'd be a better design as gum boots for wearing when things are very wet


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/14/2018 9:59 pm

    Quoting Bundyman59:
    they'd be a better design as gum boots for wearing when things are very wet
What............. like in the shower?

You could wear them in the garden, but you might get strange looks from next door.


easyplay1211 33M
5 posts
6/17/2018 7:20 am

lol...… funny as hell


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/17/2018 12:11 pm

Thanks for popping in.

I can't really see myself wearing them.


Myfav416 59F  
1022 posts
6/17/2018 7:53 pm


Hilarious!!!!

Where can I get my pair? My feet are always cold at work!! lol


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/17/2018 9:38 pm

    Quoting Myfav416:

    Hilarious!!!!

    Where can I get my pair? My feet are always cold at work!! lol
Thanks for popping in.

You could get away with wearing them to work? I need a job like yours.


Frankies2017 38M
19 posts
6/18/2018 10:08 am

Ha


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/18/2018 1:21 pm

Thanks for popping in.


1kybottom 59M
40 posts
6/20/2018 6:01 pm

very cute


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/20/2018 9:30 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Can you see yourself wearing them?


BarbraCD 71T
28 posts
6/21/2018 9:12 am

Be careful where you kick someone --- you may not get the slipper back!


harbor112 59M
547 posts
6/21/2018 1:06 pm

I guess size really does matter after all LOL


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/21/2018 1:17 pm

    Quoting BarbraCD:
    Be careful where you kick someone --- you may not get the slipper back!
Thanks for popping in.

Would be a worry if something that size got lost.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/21/2018 1:19 pm

    Quoting harbor112:
    I guess size really does matter after all LOL
Thanks for popping in.

Guess it answers the question too..... is shaven better?


mnwsald 24M
1 post
6/23/2018 11:41 pm

Lol unless they're taking a real close look I'm sure they wouldn't notice


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/23/2018 11:55 pm

    Quoting mnwsald:
    Lol unless they're taking a real close look I'm sure they wouldn't notice
Thanks for popping in.



You think so?


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
6/30/2018 2:48 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.

Too funny not to share.


ImHere37604 61M
8 posts
7/5/2018 6:42 pm

LOL...and when you kick someone's butt ... ewwwey


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
7/5/2018 7:09 pm

    Quoting ImHere37604:
    LOL...and when you kick someone's butt ... ewwwey
Thanks for popping in.

I bet they would never forget that kick in the butt.


doe_ra_me 106M
26136 posts
7/6/2018 1:14 pm

ass-kickin slippers

We suffer primarily not from our vices or our weaknesses, but from our illusions. We are haunted, not by reality, but by those images we have put in their place.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
7/6/2018 2:19 pm

Would end up being a real pain in the arse.


Classynails 61F
1313 posts
7/6/2018 7:31 pm

Oh my...those are hilarious!

Classy, Sassy, and a little Smart-Assy
Sine Metu
CN


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
7/7/2018 2:54 am

Thanks for popping in.

Can't really see them being a big seller, but good for a


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
7/7/2018 3:04 am

Thanks for popping in.
Almost missed your comment.


marysia4u 63F  
15134 posts
7/10/2018 2:55 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.

I won't be rushing out to buy a pair.


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