I Have Insider Information... About Who Runs This Web Site... You Will Be Shocked... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ  

Paulxx001 63M  
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5/2/2020 9:43 am

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I Have Insider Information... About Who Runs This Web Site... You Will Be Shocked... ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

I have the inside scoop on why things HERE - run the way they do. A video call to the Bobs - CIO and CEO of 'A F F' - and voilร  ; ALL... was revealed to me.

Last Friday, I cam called 'The Bobs' private number - via ZOOM. They've been quarantined at 'A F F' headquarters - together now - for the last seven weeks and were VERY happy to hear my voice. We talked about the virus and their families and mine... and then, they both started dipping into the scotch. I was plowing forward with my vodka, pineapple slushies. Things were rolling along comfortably and we all had a warm buzz on when we got down to some serous business ; I asked the HARD question.

"Bob... What the fuck is wrong with the 'A F F' website?"

One of the Bobs (I still can't tell who's who), stumbled forward and blurted his answer to me. Actually - it was more of a confession.

"Paul... We experimented with new technology but we fucked up. We've been using trained monkeys to manage all our IT infrastructure."

I was in shock. I'd never heard of trained monkeys managing computer software or hardware. Supposedly the Chinese had recommended this technology to the Bobs - and, they bought it. Bob continued with his explanation...

"Paul... Blame the fucking monkeys. Those assholes write the HTML script, update all the bugs and manage everything related to how this place performs on the web," Bob continued.

Now... we've all experienced the issues that plague this place. From non existent performance on IM to the interminable delays between blog post visibility and comments as well as to the lost and deleted words and letters - missing in every post ; including THIS one.

Turns out it has nothing to do with lack of investment in new technology or aging servers with poor web design and ancient computer code...

It is solely due to - poorly trained monkeys.

One of the Bobs, admitted that they were attempting to get their money back. But the Chinese, weren't answering their phones. So... we're all stuck with this mess for an indefinite period of time.

I was about to ask why, they decided to cancel the popular - "Ice Breaker Program". Unfortunately, one of the Bobs had to run to the bathroom to throw up and the other, had fallen off his chair and was having difficulty standing up.

I left it at that, with a promise from him ; they would keep trying their best. We toasted to freedom and social distancing and I ended the cam call with renewed respect for our leaders - over at HQ. At least, they are trying their best.

Is there anything more one can expect?
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Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 9:44 am

You can THANK me for this information... OR send me points. I'd be happy with either. ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 9:44 am

The Bobs and I have scheduled a meeting AFTER the crisis with this virus dies down. The Bobs want to invite me over to California for the unveiling of the - brand new - blogger's lounge.

I can hardly wait.๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


japaneseass 52F  
49053 posts
5/2/2020 10:11 am

i knew it...all along...they are there...the monkeys....now, i heard they are not completely giving up on the monkeys idea...they are just switching to HIGHLY trained monkeys from these poorly trained ones...we shall see how this works out in the future, they say...


mc_justmc 60M  
5887 posts
5/2/2020 10:18 am

I'd hafta blame the Scotch before I blamed the monkeys. That shit is basically paint remover. Hey, maybe the problem is the monkeys are drinking the Scotch!!


smartasswoman 62F  
32853 posts
5/2/2020 10:23 am

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

So maybe all of the glitches will be fixed if we just wait long enough...


fisherman5999 57M  
446 posts
5/2/2020 10:34 am

I thought Trump, ran it...,


lust4life59 61F  
311 posts
5/2/2020 10:35 am

Gee, and I always thought it was hamsters. The least they could have done was use gecko's they do have a clue.

[image]


lust4life59 61F  
311 posts
5/2/2020 10:37 am

btw, that picture was taken by me on my deck, I think they're mocking me.


japaneseass 52F  
49053 posts
5/2/2020 11:12 am

don't let the monkeys fling the shit at you...wait...too late...


SecretAgent_BJ 97T
122 posts
5/2/2020 11:25 am

I can see how the bobs were taken in by the Chinese. They mixed in some chimpanzees in with the monkeys. Everybody knows that chimpanzees and monkeys hate each other's guts and will start flinging shit at each other for any little thing. They are probably sabotaging each other's work and filing harassment complaints with the personnel department. This will never work. I suggest that the two groups be kept in completely separate areas.


mamacita38dd 41F  
49195 posts
5/2/2020 11:31 am

Monkeys... huh? Geez... what will they think of next? ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š

You know their seems to be a lot of ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ running around her lately... just saying!

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superbjversion2 65F  
19755 posts
5/2/2020 11:48 am

Obviously then, as the well trained monkeys leave for better paying jobs not enough time and effort is being put into training the replacements. They need better inservice seminars.

Around here, my odds are good but the goods are odd


lonlyforlove2 77M  
4172 posts
5/2/2020 12:26 pm

Paul, I had figured out that it must be some training issue as the hardware and software issues are easily solved with all the money they get from all the clientele. The increased pricing and reduced services have left them with all the money necessary to have a fine system so, the only other reason ; as you have reported is the lack of proper training of the new IT personnel. At least they had an answer to you, all I can get is , clear your cache and reboot.. Good one for these bad days in out time!!! Have a good day, be safe

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pagancountrygirl 62F
5119 posts
5/2/2020 12:55 pm

I'd be happy to send you points to thank you for this information, but you'll have to mouse over my profile so I can access the feature.

Pagan
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Tmptrzz 57F  
78010 posts
5/2/2020 1:36 pm

You didn't know the monkeys were running this place, sheesh there are only a few of us that knew that apparently. Only those in the KNOW are able to have this information as its very Secretive..lmfao..

Thanks for sharing this information, it's too bad the you didn't find out why the ICEBREAKER has been taken away as I am seeing many LADIES leaving here very soon..

I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 3:14 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    i knew it...all along...they are there...the monkeys....now, i heard they are not completely giving up on the monkeys idea...they are just switching to HIGHLY trained monkeys from these poorly trained ones...we shall see how this works out in the future, they say...
You might have a point. โ—
But... as long as we have a sense of humour, we should be ok. No? ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 3:20 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I'd hafta blame the Scotch before I blamed the monkeys. That shit is basically paint remover. Hey, maybe the problem is the monkeys are drinking the Scotch!!
Ooo... Good point. lol
But seriously, ya think scotch is THAT bad? Damn... I've had some pretty good scotch in my life and some of it would twist your head... in a smooth way...
What's your preferred?


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 3:29 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

    So maybe all of the glitches will be fixed if we just wait long enough...
I've read that. I just never believed it.
I don't think they'd be able to write more than a hundred billion words and none of them would come close to Shakespeare.
Whoever came up with that story was a mathematician. Dontcha think?


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 3:33 pm

Good point. Who knows?
I hope not. Or perhaps... he'd, be able to make things happen.
or not...


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 3:38 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    Gee, and I always thought it was hamsters. The least they could have done was use gecko's they do have a clue.

    [image]
Y'all have them there? Wow.
I met them in the Dominica Republic. They scared the stuff outta me - the FIRST time.
He's cute - from here. ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 3:40 pm

    Quoting lust4life59:
    btw, that picture was taken by me on my deck, I think they're mocking me.
I can imagine that... ๐Ÿ˜Š
Do you have names for them?


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 3:47 pm

    Quoting japaneseass:
    don't let the monkeys fling the shit at you...wait...too late...
It's always too late, when a monkey throws something at you, right?
My daughter went to Thailand ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ last year and she shared monkey ๐Ÿ™Š stories. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
You know what I mean? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 3:50 pm

    Quoting SecretAgent_BJ:
    I can see how the bobs were taken in by the Chinese. They mixed in some chimpanzees in with the monkeys. Everybody knows that chimpanzees and monkeys hate each other's guts and will start flinging shit at each other for any little thing. They are probably sabotaging each other's work and filing harassment complaints with the personnel department. This will never work. I suggest that the two groups be kept in completely separate areas.
I would have passed on this suggestion to the Bobs, but I'm thinking, by the time they get it - it'll be be too late. ๐Ÿค”โ—๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


bbuckwwheat 61M
3803 posts
5/2/2020 3:50 pm

Shades of Dilbert's pointy headed boss ?*

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sexyldy1000 59F  
4943 posts
5/2/2020 3:51 pm

This made be laugh out loud!
And with everything going on here and elsewhere, I immediately thought of this image:


[image]

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.
Private Mail Box


smartasswoman 62F  
32853 posts
5/2/2020 3:57 pm

Well, I've always had trouble with anything that required conceptualizing infinity...


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 4:00 pm

    Quoting mamacita38dd:
    Monkeys... huh? Geez... what will they think of next? ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š

    You know their seems to be a lot of ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ running around her lately... just saying!
If you know who you are and what you're doing... it's easy to stop, way before your limit.
But the Bobs? I don't know... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm glad you can see my silly emojis. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘โ—


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 4:44 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Obviously then, as the well trained monkeys leave for better paying jobs not enough time and effort is being put into training the replacements. They need better inservice seminars.
Were you ever in HR? Wow....
Great diagnosis!
And that... is PROBABLY, what keeps things the way they are.
True... The experienced ones - disappear.
Were you ever in HR? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 4:45 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Paul, I had figured out that it must be some training issue as the hardware and software issues are easily solved with all the money they get from all the clientele. The increased pricing and reduced services have left them with all the money necessary to have a fine system so, the only other reason ; as you have reported is the lack of proper training of the new IT personnel. At least they had an answer to you, all I can get is , clear your cache and reboot.. Good one for these bad days in out time!!! Have a good day, be safe
Great advice for all. ๐Ÿ‘
Dja think, those are who need it - can read? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 5:11 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I'd be happy to send you points to thank you for this information, but you'll have to mouse over my profile so I can access the feature.
That's sweet of you... ๐Ÿ˜Š
I didn't mean to sound like a beggar. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
So glad you popped in. I hope you had a laugh.
All's well with you? ๐Ÿ‘


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 5:20 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    You didn't know the monkeys were running this place, sheesh there are only a few of us that knew that apparently. Only those in the KNOW are able to have this information as its very Secretive..lmfao..

    Thanks for sharing this information, it's too bad the you didn't find out why the ICEBREAKER has been taken away as I am seeing many LADIES leaving here very soon..

    I hope you enjoy the rest of your day..
Happy to make you smile. ๐Ÿ˜Š
I'll have to wait till the next call to ask them THAT. Any other Q's? Do you have any others? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 5:22 pm

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    Shades of Dilbert's pointy headed boss ?*
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ True... That's a great analogy. I haven't seen that cartoon in ages! Thanks for the reminder. โ—


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 5:25 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    This made be laugh out loud!
    And with everything going on here and elsewhere, I immediately thought of this image:

    [image]
Great money emoji. Where did you find THAT one?
So appropriate... WRT to - "Post no evil". ๐Ÿ˜Š


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 5:54 pm

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Well, I've always had trouble with anything that required conceptualizing infinity...
So do I...
Einstein and his buddies always impressed me... when I thought about it... ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท


lighthousecollec 57F  
330 posts
5/2/2020 6:06 pm

I thought the Democrats was running all that bullshit for AdultFriendFinder thanks for the laugh Paul and have a slushie on me while you at it

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Paulxx001 replies on 5/3/2020 5:03 am:
... and a special thanks for the tip!
Although... I was mostly kidding around. You're so kind. โ—๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 6:46 pm

    Quoting lighthousecollec:
    I thought the Democrats was running all that bullshit for AdultFriendFinder thanks for the laugh Paul and have a slushie on me while you at it
Happy to help you smile. โ˜บ
Cheers... ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท Red wine? ๐Ÿค”


pollly_anna 56F  
560 posts
5/2/2020 6:49 pm

The Popularity Privileges program(ice breaker) has been retired and we are no longer offering free premium memberships as a result. We are not able to provide any account with free memberships manually, as the site has been redesigned and the mentioned program is no longer offered.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/2/2020 8:44 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    The Popularity Privileges program(ice breaker) has been retired and we are no longer offering free premium memberships as a result. We are not able to provide any account with free memberships manually, as the site has been redesigned and the mentioned program is no longer offered.
Thanks for the information. I wonder what people will do, as they loose their Gold.
What do you think will happen? ๐Ÿค”


author51 57F  
92201 posts
5/2/2020 10:37 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    You can THANK me for this information... OR send me points. I'd be happy with either. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Too flipping funny my coffee mate and just for that I shall send you some points..They need to train their monkeys better.....lol.

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/3/2020 5:07 am

    Quoting author51:
    Too flipping funny my coffee mate and just for that I shall send you some points..They need to train their monkeys better.....lol.
Many thanks for your generosity...
Happy to make you smile.
Let's blame the monkeys ๐Ÿ™Š.
I had a feeling they were were behind some of the crazy ๐Ÿคช things happening.
Happy Sunday! ๐Ÿ‘


azriel1970 49M  
29631 posts
5/3/2020 7:36 am

Sadly no I have come to not expect any better of this place.


SpunkyMonkeyz58 62M
1199 posts
5/3/2020 8:12 am

Lol but truth, this is like something out of the movie Planet Of The Apes and we are getting down on our knees and crying out, Damn you all to hell! Have an awesome Sunday sir XXO Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Awroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Meooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/3/2020 12:32 pm

    Quoting azriel1970:
    Sadly no I have come to not expect any better of this place.
Sadly, me too. Although we can always hope, right? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/3/2020 12:35 pm

    Quoting SpunkyMonkeyz58:
    Lol but truth, this is like something out of the movie Planet Of The Apes and we are getting down on our knees and crying out, Damn you all to hell! Have an awesome Sunday sir XXO Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect Awroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Meooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Great reference... although sadly - quite true.
Hey... Thanks for popping in and sharing your thoughts. ๐Ÿ‘Drop by any time.


pollly_anna 56F  
560 posts
5/3/2020 4:05 pm

AT this point I still have the GOLD privilege.........time will tell..............whats happens ,when all gold is gone.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/3/2020 5:04 pm

    Quoting pollly_anna:
    AT this point I still have the GOLD privilege.........time will tell..............whats happens ,when all gold is gone.
I occasionally go ๐Ÿฅ‡ and I must say that I enjoy it. But then... when I'm not Gold - I enjoy that as well. Thanks for sharing your pov. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน๐Ÿน


sexyldy1000 59F  
4943 posts
5/3/2020 7:23 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Great money emoji. Where did you find THAT one?
    So appropriate... WRT to - "Post no evil". ๐Ÿ˜Š
Yes, I thought it fit the subject perfectly and something we all can learn from. In the spirit of sharing, sent you some points too

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.
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Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/3/2020 8:06 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Yes, I thought it fit the subject perfectly and something we all can learn from. In the spirit of sharing, sent you some points too
I'm going to try and do something with those monkeys... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Thank you for the points. ๐Ÿ‘
I don't know where you found those monkeys but they were appropriate! lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/4/2020 6:00 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    I'd be happy to send you points to thank you for this information, but you'll have to mouse over my profile so I can access the feature.
A special thanks to you this morning! ๐Ÿ‘
Looks like they are opening things up in this city... slowly.
Be safe. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŒน


diverunner 59M  
6089 posts
5/4/2020 11:05 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    This made be laugh out loud!
    And with everything going on here and elsewhere, I immediately thought of this image:

    [image]
.. truer words never spoken...


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/4/2020 11:54 am

I had to agree as well. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Nice balls... ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


secret_lade 46F
3193 posts
5/4/2020 5:30 pm

I think that's the IT department from where I work....


sexyldy1000 59F  
4943 posts
5/4/2020 8:05 pm

Thanks ๐Ÿ™. Too bad most donโ€™t follow them.

[image]

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.
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Paulxx001 replies on 5/4/2020 9:57 pm:
I love that emoji! โค๏ธlol ๐Ÿ˜‚
It's so appropriate here. I wish I could follow it ALL the time.
Ooops. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—

Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/4/2020 9:59 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I think that's the IT department from where I work....
Although... I've worked for companies where the IT staff kicked major league butt.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š
I wonder if that's why my blog is always messed up. Could they have read this post? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—


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5/5/2020 7:16 am

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Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/5/2020 10:00 am

The monkeys know ... !


gmariuse 55M  
2 posts
5/5/2020 3:12 pm

I've seen the monkeys . They're with the little people. Don't worry they're harmless. But they sneak up on me and scare the holy bjesus out of me. They wait for my 4th vodka tonic before they show up. Warning you now though. Do not discuss them with other regular humans. They will make you have talking sessions and you have to agree with all they say or they will not let you go. I don't know who they are but they're really pushy. Just an FYI .wow just saw a little dude dive under my fridge. Gotta go.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/5/2020 5:14 pm

    Quoting gmariuse:
    I've seen the monkeys . They're with the little people. Don't worry they're harmless. But they sneak up on me and scare the holy bjesus out of me. They wait for my 4th vodka tonic before they show up. Warning you now though. Do not discuss them with other regular humans. They will make you have talking sessions and you have to agree with all they say or they will not let you go. I don't know who they are but they're really pushy. Just an FYI .wow just saw a little dude dive under my fridge. Gotta go.
So... ya've seen the monkeys ๐Ÿ™Š have you? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
I always try to keep my eyes open for them.
Hey... Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. ๐Ÿ‘


scoupe42 57M  
8441 posts
5/5/2020 7:14 pm

The Monkeys not doing a good job! Basically a bunch of morons is running the show.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/5/2020 9:41 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    The Monkeys not doing a good job! Basically a bunch of morons is running the show.
You might be right about THAT ...
Although I told the Bobs that I'd paint them in a favorable light. They promised that they'd stop messing around with my blog if I did.
That's blackmail - isn't it?


Nsa202061 59M
40 posts
5/6/2020 4:02 pm

No itโ€™s Jared Kushners project.


Paradox12121 50M
53 posts
5/7/2020 12:57 am

I recognize one of those monkeys. He used to work for us, but he got fired for getting drunk and sleeping through a server crash.
Funny post ... but sad at the same time. Every company lives through 'stuff' in the IT department. Don't get me started on the HR department.


CharlesD6996 50M  
143 posts
5/7/2020 4:21 am

I KNEW IT! They tried implementing the Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS - see RFC 2795).

All the best,

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Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/7/2020 9:27 am

    Quoting Paradox12121:
    I recognize one of those monkeys. He used to work for us, but he got fired for getting drunk and sleeping through a server crash.
    Funny post ... but sad at the same time. Every company lives through 'stuff' in the IT department. Don't get me started on the HR department.
Ooooo... HR... Now THERE's another A F F story waiting to unfold. lol
Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time !


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/7/2020 9:30 am

    Quoting CharlesD6996:
    I KNEW IT! They tried implementing the Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS - see RFC 2795).
lol... True !!!
I recall that and refreshed my memory with your link. Thanks for the reminder. Too funny..


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/9/2020 1:35 am

    Quoting Nsa202061:
    No itโ€™s Jared Kushners project.
lol... You might have a point !


hangie1000 62M
11 posts
5/9/2020 1:28 pm

Maybe if they gave the monkeys more bananas they'd shape up and get their shit together. I heard that gOOgle is using captchas to train their AI. If that is true we are fucked.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/10/2020 6:43 am

    Quoting hangie1000:
    Maybe if they gave the monkeys more bananas they'd shape up and get their shit together. I heard that gOOgle is using captchas to train their AI. If that is true we are fucked.
More bananas sounds like valid motivation !!! I wonder if they've thought of THAT !
Thanks for popping in and sharing your suggestion ! Drop by any time !


RMforkixx 55M
73 posts
5/10/2020 11:10 am

Monkees ? I heard it was hamsters and squirrels


useme46383 69M
199 posts
5/10/2020 2:56 pm

Give the monkeys more bananas for god sake.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/10/2020 11:25 pm

    Quoting useme46383:
    Give the monkeys more bananas for god sake.
Good point. Although perhaps they don't need MORE bananas, but better quality bananas? lol ...Who knows what's going on, but it ain't getting any better.
Certainly based on TODAY's performance at A F F, what with all the delays and crap. Thanks for dropping in ! Stop by any time.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/10/2020 11:27 pm

    Quoting SecretAgent_BJ:
    I can see how the bobs were taken in by the Chinese. They mixed in some chimpanzees in with the monkeys. Everybody knows that chimpanzees and monkeys hate each other's guts and will start flinging shit at each other for any little thing. They are probably sabotaging each other's work and filing harassment complaints with the personnel department. This will never work. I suggest that the two groups be kept in completely separate areas.
Great study in monkey inter personal relationships! lol


effer2910 56M  
5231 posts
5/11/2020 6:27 am

A few days ago, I made a comment here, but I think monkeys don't like emoticons
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SomewhereSE 62M
206 posts
5/11/2020 2:04 pm

Trained monkeys that work overseas is what you get when you settle for the lowest bidder when it comes to web site management and call centers.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/11/2020 9:34 pm

    Quoting SomewhereSE:
    Trained monkeys that work overseas is what you get when you settle for the lowest bidder when it comes to web site management and call centers.
That's probably true of all call centers and IT outsource bids - everywhere. The lowest bidder is not always the BEST solution !
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annelye 46T  
926 posts
5/12/2020 3:03 am

the truth is revealed โ€ฆ why am i not surprised ?


rick315875 61M
9605 posts
5/13/2020 10:30 pm

It is really quite simple why things are the way they are on this website. Maximize profits minimize costs. AdultFriendFinder is not willing to invest financially in solving these software problems.


rick315875 61M
9605 posts
5/13/2020 10:37 pm

As long as it is more profitable to do nothing then nothing will be done. Fixing these problems would cut into profits. It is not about providing the service for its customer it's about how much money can we make.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/13/2020 10:48 pm

    Quoting annelye:
    the truth is revealed โ€ฆ why am i not surprised ?
There should have been NO surprise. lol
I'm surprised that with monkeys at the helm - there aren't MORE f-ups... no ?


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/15/2020 9:44 am

    Quoting rick315875:
    It is really quite simple why things are the way they are on this website. Maximize profits minimize costs. AdultFriendFinder is not willing to invest financially in solving these software problems.
Succinct analysis. You make a good point! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/15/2020 10:20 pm

    Quoting rick315875:
    As long as it is more profitable to do nothing then nothing will be done. Fixing these problems would cut into profits. It is not about providing the service for its customer it's about how much money can we make.
Although I have noticed that they changed the email notifications - as if THAT needed improvement.
I use my phone quite often when on the site and I've noticed they've cleaned up many of the bugs and weak links that existed. Of course there are many more that are left to clean up.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/16/2020 10:14 pm

    Quoting SecretAgent_BJ:
    I can see how the bobs were taken in by the Chinese. They mixed in some chimpanzees in with the monkeys. Everybody knows that chimpanzees and monkeys hate each other's guts and will start flinging shit at each other for any little thing. They are probably sabotaging each other's work and filing harassment complaints with the personnel department. This will never work. I suggest that the two groups be kept in completely separate areas.
Segregation would have been a GREAT idea! lol


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/19/2020 5:25 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    This made be laugh out loud!
    And with everything going on here and elsewhere, I immediately thought of this image:

    [image]
I'm still trying to create that image - as bling. Where can I find a quality image, if I may ask?
Thanks...


Only_one_14 51F
554 posts
5/19/2020 11:29 pm

Well, Bobwashere but he left the building. He must have went ape shit crazy!


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/20/2020 9:31 pm

    Quoting Only_one_14:
    Well, Bobwashere but he left the building. He must have went ape shit crazy!
Those 'Bobs' are just so much fun - and... seriously misunderstood. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Žโ—


XTbl5296 62M
251 posts
5/21/2020 8:10 am

Chuckles....bravo and well done.

Sigh.....too bad itโ€™s so accurate. Just have a bit of patience, they have clearly AF Fโ€™d the site up badly enough that the hurdle for competition is now very low. Someone a little less greedy will be along. Thatโ€™s the history of software.


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/21/2020 9:36 pm

    Quoting XTbl5296:
    Chuckles....bravo and well done.

    Sigh.....too bad itโ€™s so accurate. Just have a bit of patience, they have clearly AF Fโ€™d the site up badly enough that the hurdle for competition is now very low. Someone a little less greedy will be along. Thatโ€™s the history of software.
Glad to provide a laugh.
Time will tell if the path they are following will pay off or not.
I should get with the CFO and query his thoughts on the financial health of this place.
Take care and drop in any time. ๐Ÿ‘โ—


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/22/2020 9:15 pm

    Quoting Paradox12121:
    I recognize one of those monkeys. He used to work for us, but he got fired for getting drunk and sleeping through a server crash.
    Funny post ... but sad at the same time. Every company lives through 'stuff' in the IT department. Don't get me started on the HR department.
You're in the Bronx... How are things going down there?


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/23/2020 10:40 pm

    Quoting mamacita38dd:
    Monkeys... huh? Geez... what will they think of next? ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š

    You know their seems to be a lot of ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ running around her lately... just saying!
Mice... I can handle. Packs of lions scare me. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Ya know... the females do ALL the hunting. ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž โ—


mamacita38dd 41F  
49195 posts
5/24/2020 3:58 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    This made be laugh out loud!
    And with everything going on here and elsewhere, I immediately thought of this image:

    [image]
I'm stealing this.. lol

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mamacita38dd 41F  
49195 posts
5/24/2020 4:04 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Mice... I can handle. Packs of lions scare me. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Ya know... the females do ALL the hunting. ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜Ž โ—
I personally hate rats...

Doesn't blog land remind of the serengeti... I wonder who is the leader ๐Ÿฆ of the pack is here we all know who the Hyenas are.

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Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/25/2020 11:10 am

Ya can't... I've already stolen it ! lol...


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/25/2020 10:13 pm

    Quoting mamacita38dd:
    I personally hate rats...

    Doesn't blog land remind of the serengeti... I wonder who is the leader ๐Ÿฆ of the pack is here we all know who the Hyenas are.
Ya think there are hyenas here? It's such a kind and gentle place, where most people just go about their business, minding their's as well as they can; don't they?
Leader... hmmm. That's a great question. Ya think there's a leader here? Who dja think it might be? Give me a hint?


Starsearch1965 54M
28 posts
5/27/2020 10:00 am

I like the gecko at lest somebody is getting some lol . They should give us all points or free access to everything till they get this fixed


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/27/2020 10:58 pm

    Quoting Starsearch1965:
    I like the gecko at lest somebody is getting some lol . They should give us all points or free access to everything till they get this fixed
You bring up a worthy goal - free points for all.
Unfortunately, I can't see the A F F head honchos going for that.
Although... I can certainly suggest it to them at our next meeting,
Good point !


Paulxx001 63M  
16579 posts
5/29/2020 10:03 pm

    Quoting Starsearch1965:
    I like the gecko at lest somebody is getting some lol . They should give us all points or free access to everything till they get this fixed
Free points ? I don't think they'll be doing that, but it's a good Idea- that's for sure. Thanks for the suggestion!


buxombbw4u 52F
16077 posts
5/31/2020 12:27 pm

Hahahaha!

2020: you think its crazy now? Weโ€™ve got an election coming up - Just Wait!


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