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My Fake Orgasm - A Love Story... ❤️ #50
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My Fake Orgasm - A Love Story... ❤️ #50 It's getting closer and closer to Valentine's Day. Time for a love story, right? Have you ever faked an orgasm? It takes, a trained professional, for a man to fake, an ejaculatory climax. I've done it... and I recall, that night clearly. I wasn't enjoying myself (probably my fault), and I just wanted it, to be over. She'd already cum, several times... or so she claimed. I did, feel her pussy clutching, clenching, drenching me, more than once. As I think about it now, perhaps- she was faking, it as well? A mutual "double fake" ? That, might have been funny and would've put, a different spin, on this story. I was wearing a condom at the time and it was, a key piece, in the successful illusion, I performed. I waited for my cue. She whispered in my ear (the way women do) ; "Cum for me baby. Cum for me now!" I did... She held me tightly in her arms and I kissed her breathlessly, as I 'fake' shuddered and shivered, for the requisite number of seconds. My body, then went limp - the way men's body's do after they cum. I lay pressed on top of her, exhaling loudly. My hot breath, caressed her neck, as my sweat, mingled with hers. I reposed there... my hands, stroking her supple breasts and erect nipples. Softly, I whispered in her ear, the words she wanted to hear - "Oh my God. That felt... sooo... good." Gradually... I recovered my senses. She was quite happy. I was marginally satisfied and relieved, that it was over. More importantly, I was starving! We ordered a large pizza; pepperoni, cheese, green peppers, mushrooms - the works. Here in Montreal, we call them - "all dressed". It was, a great pizza! Oh, and... I think, I ordered a coke. ............ So... How important... is having an orgasm? When you crave a pizza... what do you order? ....... I'd rather not know if someone faked it with me. Why spoil the illusion? This story is my submission to - Virtual Symposium #50 Virtual Symposium Group Thanks to CanNotBearIt, for the idea... [blog CanNotBearIt] . . ......... .  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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If we're just messing around, it's not all that important. But if we're making love, then I'd say it would be one of the goals. If my partner is faking it... I don't really want to know. I'll live with the illusion. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I'll order the Delux.. 'All dressed' , pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms, cheese, bacon and onions. It's great. Oh.. And a coke. I like all types of pizza though. Who doesn't like pizza? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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2/12/2019 1:32 am |
Hmmm idk good question ill have to think long and hard iguess
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I do not fake orgasms. Getting there is half the fun, but we all want to get there too. The orgasm is sort of the signal you can stop trying to have fun, you just did. In my experience some women can never orgasm, while others can orgasm easily from a variety of activities. I would estimate that only about 20% can orgasm from just vaginal intercourse. As I age I notice everything takes longer to accomplish, including orgasms.
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2/12/2019 1:59 am |
Loaded pizza and beer on Friday night without the fake anything....
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I like my pizza simple .... 2 toppings, both meat of some sort. Oh! And extra cheese if I'm feeling rich. There's no need for me to fake my enjoyment during sex. An orgasm though, is just sprinkles on the sundae ..... nice to have but not actually necessary. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Anchovies.. Yes! How about bacon and onions? 🤔 So never during penetration? I agree.. It has to be skin on skin...! 👍 Oh.. And I do have my foreskin in tact.. Maybe that would help you? Lol 😁😘 I like your description.... I just threw him off.. Omg... 😱😘 I've had those times where alcohol got in the way.. You can for hours.. 😱🔥☕ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hmmm idk good question ill have to think long and hard iguess ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I do not fake orgasms. Getting there is half the fun, but we all want to get there too. The orgasm is sort of the signal you can stop trying to have fun, you just did. In my experience some women can never orgasm, while others can orgasm easily from a variety of activities. I would estimate that only about 20% can orgasm from just vaginal intercourse. As I age I notice everything takes longer to accomplish, including orgasms. Also true about time.. Took me five minutes to tie my shoes this morning... 😂😱 Thanks for sharing your pov. Stop by anytime... 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Loaded pizza and beer on Friday night without the fake anything.... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I like my pizza simple .... 2 toppings, both meat of some sort. Oh! And extra cheese if I'm feeling rich. There's no need for me to fake my enjoyment during sex. An orgasm though, is just sprinkles on the sundae ..... nice to have but not actually necessary. No.. You're no faker.. Sprinkles? I like that description... As guess as a guy... If I didn't have one, there's this blue balls effect and its quite uncomfortable. 😊🤔 I guess your saying you don't have that same sort of reaction (uncomfortable feeling), if you don't orgasm? I guess men and women are built differently.... I wouldn't fake it with you either... 😘🔥 And I'd try extra hard for you to taste those sprinkles.... 😱 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oooooo... 😱 You're one of those.... 😊 So you like the slow climb up that huge roller coaster... not just the rush over the other side.... 🔥😘 Hmmm... Sure.... I can see your point... I agree. The climb to the top is a lot of fun, isn't it? 🔥🔥🔥😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Of course I would expect no less from you! 😊😘 I love meat pizza... But you know.. I don't think I've ever tasted a pizza that I didn't like. I went to this Greek wedding once and they served this thin crust pizza with anchovies and egg plant and Spinach. Whatever... It was fantastic... 🍳 Always good to see you babe. Huge snow storm coming. Great day to stay indoors and play. 🌨️😘⚽ Wanna come over? 🚶😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Well this is a first for me hearing a man FAKED an orgasm. Maybe the condom had something to do with it as most men I know hate using them. But it's important as we can never be to careful right.. So sorry it wasn't great for you, but good for you satisfying her even if you did fake it. God knows us women have done it more times than we can count.. Now as for the Pizza, I order a Domenico's it has pepperoni, Italian, sausage, salami, some little disc sausage that are amazing, mushrooms, I always order extra black olives and extra cheese..I hope you have a wonderful day..  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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...I don't like pizza.....
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2/12/2019 2:07 pm |
Wow! Great contribution. I've had similar experiences. Where we were fucking but she cums first before I do and she's all done but is unwilling to wait for me to cum or is unaware I haven't got there yet, so she says thank you and good night and I am left unfulfilled. It was usually a one night stand where we would never meet again. With drugs and alcohol involved.
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Omg... 😨 That's a coincidence.. Last weekend I was making breaded pork chops, balancing my flour with one hand and managing sometime on the stove... You guessed it.. All over the kitchen floor and counters and.. Lol Did I mention it went all over the place? Skating across my kitchen floor was a neat way to get around.. Eeee.. 😁 I hear you! I was cleaning flour up for days... That stuff is slippery... No? 🍞 Anyway.. Happy baking. I need to buy one of those bread machines. I don't know if they are any good. But I keep seeing them on sale... 🤔 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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True.. I think for men it is more imperative.. Especially when the discomfort of blue round things are involved... 😨 So you have me there. Cauliflower crust? Really? I'd like to say.. educate me.. Or do I need to google it? I thought I knew them all.. Lol 😁 Sounds yummy! 😁👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Well this is a first for me hearing a man FAKED an orgasm. Maybe the condom had something to do with it as most men I know hate using them. But it's important as we can never be to careful right.. So sorry it wasn't great for you, but good for you satisfying her even if you did fake it. God knows us women have done it more times than we can count..Now as for the Pizza, I order a Domenico's it has pepperoni, Italian, sausage, salami, some little disc sausage that are amazing, mushrooms, I always order extra black olives and extra cheese..I hope you have a wonderful day.. Boy was I happy when that pizza came. I swallowed it! Lol.... 😊 Yro. I hate condoms. So you women can feel it as well? I thought it was only is guys that hated them. I hear technology has improved them? 🤔 Love that pizza pic. Now that's my idea of a great pizza... Come on by with that thing anytime! 🍕😊😉👍😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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...I don't like pizza..... Well I know that you don't like everything.. What do you like to REALLY really eat? What meal, would make you go... Ahhhhhhhh.... 😊🤔🍴😘 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Yes, I have faked an orgasm...one or two times. An orgasm isn't necessary for my enjoyment...just the touching and being physically intimate is the important part. As for pizza...I like thin crust, with spinach, feta, white sauce, and black olives. If they've got 'em, I like the roasted chilean peppers too. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Wait a minute...."She whispered in my ear (the way women do) ; "Cum for me baby. Cum for me now!"....women do that?? I thought it was something only men did. And I dislike it with a passion. As if I can cum on command. I cum when my body decides it wants to, and only then. I don't fake it. Pizza tastes changes depending on my mood. Can be all veggies or all meats, or anything in between. It's easier to say what I don't like on it, pineapple or anchovies. Pretty much anything else can be removed if I don't want it. I do prefer a thin crust. Good post.
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Yes. I figured you didn't really THROW him... Lol 😂 So true about alcohol.. I've been labeled a 'hero', on more than one occasion.. I never admitted it was the gin and tonics. 🤔😘 You can go for hours.. right? I'm laughing., at your description.. That's how I've felt a few times... If you were ever to come over, I'll hide the booze.. Lol. But then.. maybe not. Marathons are not so bad.. Are they? Hmmm.... 🤔 True feelings, are probably best enjoyed sober.. 😘❤️ Right? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Wow! Great contribution. I've had similar experiences. Where we were fucking but she cums first before I do and she's all done but is unwilling to wait for me to cum or is unaware I haven't got there yet, so she says thank you and good night and I am left unfulfilled. It was usually a one night stand where we would never meet again. With drugs and alcohol involved. And this was a one off, for me... I really was starving.. She was waiting for me, and there's no way I could do it. Back in the day... She wasn't on the pill, so we used a condom, which I hate. There's no feeling (there WAS no feeling).. .. I've heard that they have improved thrm... Hmmm... Who knows? 🤔 Hey.. Thanks for popping by. You're always welcome... 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Ahhh.. Thanks for the tips.. . Really appreciate it. I'm going to have to step out of my box and try it.. Bread emoji.. Lol 🍞🍞🍞 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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NO food makes me go ahhhhhh!
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An orgasm shouldn't be the only determination if a sexual encounter was satisfying. The 'journey' is arousing, erotic and exciting. The 'destination' is the end result. I am 'OK' if I don't orgasm each and every time. Yet conversely, feel as though I have somehow disappointed by partner if he doesn't. My favourite pizza varies...but Meat Lovers is always a good choice.
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NO food makes me go ahhhhhh! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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An orgasm shouldn't be the only determination if a sexual encounter was satisfying. The 'journey' is arousing, erotic and exciting. The 'destination' is the end result. I am 'OK' if I don't orgasm each and every time. Yet conversely, feel as though I have somehow disappointed by partner if he doesn't. My favourite pizza varies...but Meat Lovers is always a good choice. Well.. I'd love to try.. 😘 Really? Then again, women don't get that uncomfortable feeling if they don't have an orgasm... You know what I mean? 🤔 Thanks for sharing your pov.. 👍 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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