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Window Shopping
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Window Shopping It's what I call perusing the profiles on that Piece of Fish dating site. You can't really do it here, you can hover over the pics and see a preview, but unless you buy the golden crown your not gonna see shit. On Smells Like Fish you don't even hafta join, just go on as a visitor, click on the preview profiles and you are in! Then you can jump from profile to profile, you just can't contact them. That's where the problem starts. I see something I like, someone I wanna touch, smell, talk to. So, I fill out a profile, nothing much, just enough to get in. Not putting up a pic though, just enough profile to get on and message her. So I can tell her she's looking good, that I like her style, that I want her to be the future Ex-Mc_justmc, or maybe gargle my unborn babies. So, now I figure I've gotta put up a pic, just one, just to make it possible, this one isn't too much, well, this is a good one, too. In a matter of days I've got a full blown profile, a mail box full of "Howdy Doo's" and "How are you's" from women I have no interest in. Window shopping in my area isn't like "Macy's", it's more like "Flea Market". On Tuesday. By the 4th day I'm "Favoriting" women far enough away that an "Honest to God Meet" would be a very serious and far fetched thing. Then I remember, I don't wanna date, I just want to "Window Shop". Everything's so much happier when it's "just for lookin' at". So, I delete my profile and go back to the world of the "dis-joined". Fantasies last so much longer like that. Not that I have a problem forking over the dough-ra-me to get crowned here, I just don't feel like calling the bank when they decline the charge. Once they told me it was because the site's billing location was Kitts Island. Another time the lady told me she wouldn't authorize a payment to an "Service". I asked her," What kind of service do you think I can get for $24.95?" crickets. I don't like the "Puritan Police" "policing" my purchases. So, I can forget that masturbator I was gonna buy from "Adam & Eve".  And that subscription "Pipe Dreams" is just that..... If the "Red Light District" in Amsterdam had a "Drive Thru Window" I could pick up something "to go".Do you "Window Shop"? Does your bank "patrol" your purchases? [ image ]  |
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5/11/2018 10:56 pm |
 obligatory primer post with a 7 gun salute to the site
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I have a credit card that I exclusively use for on line purchases. In the ten years I have been on here, it has never been denied. And right now I am getting the "Crown" for less than $8 a month
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and what the hell business is it of hers if you wanted to pay an escort anyway?!?!?!?
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“ gargle my unborn babies”. Lol. You kill me. I do window shop. I never heard of a bank declining a purchase unless the card is in default.
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I window shop over on the cams page all the time! 
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 "gargle my unborn babies" Literally laughed out loud. That is hysterical! No purchase police at my bank. Though, i do worry that someone i know at the bank will see my adam and eve purchase listed...it's a small, local bank. "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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5/12/2018 5:30 am |
I have a credit card that I exclusively use for on line purchases. In the ten years I have been on here, it has never been denied. And right now I am getting the "Crown" for less than $8 a month
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5/12/2018 5:37 am |
and what the hell business is it of hers if you wanted to pay an escort anyway?!?!?!?
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5/12/2018 5:41 am |
“ gargle my unborn babies”. Lol. You kill me. I do window shop. I never heard of a bank declining a purchase unless the card is in default. 
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5/12/2018 5:45 am |
I window shop over on the cams page all the time! 
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Whoa there window shopping gunslinger. you just can't contact them I'm on Pieces of Flotsam, I don't pay a dime, and I've contacted quite a few women there. And, women who have not paid have contacted me. Actually, most have been ones who are here on the A*F*F. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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5/12/2018 6:33 am |
Whoa there window shopping gunslinger. you just can't contact them I'm on Pieces of Flotsam, I don't pay a dime, and I've contacted quite a few women there. And, women who have not paid have contacted me. Actually, most have been ones who are here on the A*F*F. 
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Get another bank. If your going to post a pic I like this one. Each dating site from the sound of it sucks yiu in until you have to pay money. Good luck. I like window shopping cans in here you never know what you will find when you can’t sleep. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Sure, I've contacted without paying, I'm talking about contacting when your NOT signed up. I like to just go on as a visitor and look around. I'm sneaky like that.  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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5/12/2018 9:37 am |
Get another bank. If your going to post a pic I like this one. Each dating site from the sound of it sucks yiu in until you have to pay money. Good luck. I like window shopping cans in here you never know what you will find when you can’t sleep. hugs V
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5/12/2018 9:38 am |
I'm thinking if I ever got to Amsterdam I'd never come home.
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5/12/2018 9:39 am |
Oh, oopps, ma bad
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I was on POF for a few months and felt like it was mostly People of Walmart. Then again, I've also had no success on "regular people" Match or "hipster" OKCupid. I think it's time to pack it in, but I will miss the window shopping.   
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5/12/2018 10:25 am |
I was on POF for a few months and felt like it was mostly People of Walmart. Then again, I've also had no success on "regular people" Match or "hipster" OKCupid. I think it's time to pack it in, but I will miss the window shopping.
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My bank went through a phase of "patrolling" my purchases. Every time I would buy gas at a particular location, they would shut off my card. A couple of times they deleted it and had to send me a new one. What a pain in the ass with the bills set up to pay thru my card! Seems they were being overly cautious because of card reader scams in some other part of the city. Never a problem buying toys online, but gas?? Whoa...not so fast! I've tried window shopping at POF. That's about all the site is good for since no one wants to meet. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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5/12/2018 6:39 pm |
My bank went through a phase of "patrolling" my purchases. Every time I would buy gas at a particular location, they would shut off my card. A couple of times they deleted it and had to send me a new one. What a pain in the ass with the bills set up to pay thru my card! Seems they were being overly cautious because of card reader scams in some other part of the city. Never a problem buying toys online, but gas?? Whoa...not so fast! I've tried window shopping at POF. That's about all the site is good for since no one wants to meet. POF was fun when I 1st joined in 2011, now it's a place for looking at pics.
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