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Better wear your underwear.
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Better wear your underwear. It's hilarious when Boss #1 speaks before he thinks. Friendly faux pas? A little bit of the inner moron peeking through? A tidbit of conversation between him and I before he left yesterday.... Me - Are you going to be here tomorrow? Him - Why? Does it matter? Me- Yes. I need to know whether I can work on a project or not. I want to go through the locker mess and get it straightened out. Him - Why does it matter if I'm here? Me - You have a habit of consuming my time.... Him - (cutting me off) When have I ever asked you to stop what you are doing to do something else?? Me - LIGHTBULBS! Him - Thats.... Me - I repeat, LIGHTBULBS. Him - (slightly red faced) Better watch it, you'll be working in the greenhouse tomorrow. Me - I have a feeling I will be working on my locker project. Him - Better wear your underwear. Me - My underwear?? Him - Yes... No.... You know what I meant. Me - What exactly are you saying here?? He meant, long underwear. I used it to my full advantage. Me - Your face is kind of red. Are you saying I'll be working on the locker project? Him - Yes. Ok, I'm outta here. Have a good night. |
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2/21/2020 3:07 am |
I don't own long underwear... But if I did, I would want to look just like THAT in them. LOL I would love to show you a tasteful nude in the bedroom secret_lade. What would I get in return?😊
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thanks for sharing reminded me of this one just sayin' The Coup - "Wear Clean Draws" You know you're my cookie baby and you're too smart I can see it in the lines of your school art True heart I mean courage Expressed with care Go on draw them superheroes with the curly hair You're my daughter My love More than kin to me This for you and the woman that you finna be Tell that boy he's wrong Girls are strong Next time at show and tell play him our song Tell your teacher I said princesses are evil How they got all they money was they killed people If somebody hits you Hit 'em back Then negotiate a peace contract Life if a challenge and you gotta team up If you play house pretend that the man clean up You too busy with the other things you gotta do If you start something, now Remember, follow through Later on you gon' blossom like a lotus You'll get into boys and the boys gon' notice It don't matter who you do it with Just remember when I tell you baby you the shit Handshakes are promises Lies can spoil it Words should be bond and seal Wash you hands after using the toilet Brush after every meal And also Wear clean draws Everyday 'Cause things may fall The wrong way You'll be lying there Waiting' for the ambulance And your underwear Got holes and shit I know it wasn't meant to make me laugh, but it did. Reminded me of my grandma. She would always say "wear your good underwear" anytime we were going somewhere.
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thanks for sharing reminded me of this one just sayin' The Coup - "Wear Clean Draws" You know you're my cookie baby and you're too smart I can see it in the lines of your school art True heart I mean courage Expressed with care Go on draw them superheroes with the curly hair You're my daughter My love More than kin to me This for you and the woman that you finna be Tell that boy he's wrong Girls are strong Next time at show and tell play him our song Tell your teacher I said princesses are evil How they got all they money was they killed people If somebody hits you Hit 'em back Then negotiate a peace contract Life if a challenge and you gotta team up If you play house pretend that the man clean up You too busy with the other things you gotta do If you start something, now Remember, follow through Later on you gon' blossom like a lotus You'll get into boys and the boys gon' notice It don't matter who you do it with Just remember when I tell you baby you the shit Handshakes are promises Lies can spoil it Words should be bond and seal Wash you hands after using the toilet Brush after every meal And also Wear clean draws Everyday 'Cause things may fall The wrong way You'll be lying there Waiting' for the ambulance And your underwear Got holes and shit To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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oh my... LOL He would have a stroke and die. LOL Boss #1 is very anal retentive... He spent a portion of his day today organizing the snacks in his filing cabinet. No joke.
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lmao that made my day!!!! Too funny .. always good to have a boss you can rib from time to time!!
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lmao that made my day!!!! Too funny .. always good to have a boss you can rib from time to time!!
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You should've asked for a raise - under the pretext of not being able to afford underwear! btw - why would you need your thermal undies to work the greenhouse? Aren't greenhouses heated?
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wee all know what he means.... lol
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I bet you would look great in long underwear....see through white right? Nipples popping and your subtle cameltoe visable down below...Mmmm
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make sure, you show it to him tomorrow...just to make sure, you wore your underwear...lol...maybe he would leave you alone...haha... No joke.
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I bet he interrupts you.
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I didn't have to worry about the long underwear.... He pretty much avoided me all day. LOL The only time he did pop into my office was to show me a pile of receipts that he and Boss #2 had accumulated over the past couple of weeks for all the snack foods they eat.
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Gotta love slips of the tongue....purposeful or otherwise 
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2/20/2020 1:24 pm |
Oh yeah
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wee all know what he means.... lol
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2/20/2020 12:41 pm |
I bet you would look great in long underwear....see through white right? Nipples popping and your subtle cameltoe visable down below...Mmmm
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2/20/2020 11:44 am |
Gotta love slips of the tongue....purposeful or otherwise
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You should've asked for a raise - under the pretext of not being able to afford underwear! btw - why would you need your thermal undies to work the greenhouse? Aren't greenhouses heated? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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make sure, you show it to him tomorrow...just to make sure, you wore your underwear...lol...maybe he would leave you alone...haha...
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2/20/2020 4:40 am |
I bet he interrupts you.
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