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Movie Pitch - Robot Boss
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Movie Pitch - Robot Boss First two things . One , there's a new member in my area by the name of clownfetish . Do you think she wants to get nailed by a clown or she likes dressing up like a clown to bang ? Or both ? I'd like to imagine AdultFriendFinder dudes buying clown suits because they want to get the action and then once they meet she's like "no , I don't like that one" . I guess what I'm saying is I wish her name was pickyclownfetish . Two , there's a post on these here blogs right now titled Yelp - Blowjobs which I thought was going to be Yelp reviews of blowjobs . It was not . Sadly . Alright so Betty Monroe is one of these skirts and heels go-go business types you hear about . She's been working her way up the corporate ladder at Red Star Promotions (a division of ToffTech Interglobal) for ten years and is solidly ensconced in middle management . She's interviewing for VP of Southwest Region North Sector Sales Marketing Support IT Logistics Support and she's nailing it . After the interview the walks out of the board room and allows herself a little fist pump of victory . One of her contacts gets screwed up though and she ducks into the bathroom to fix it - the men's room . Once she realizes this she quickly turns to leave but someone is coming in so she hides in the stall instead . It's two of the business-dudes what that just interviewed her . They talk about how great the interview went and how they're over the moon with Betty Monroe . BUT then they mention how it's too bad they can't offer her the job because the board would never allow a woman in that position . The interview was a total waste of time . They go out to play golf . Betty Monroe slowly comes out of the stall , her hopes and dreams crushed . In walks Jimmy the "wacky" intern who doesn't tuck in his shirt . He seems confused for a second and then grins , looking her up and down . Betty Monroe remarks "You've been watching too much porn" and walks out dully . Later she's at Bang-Bang, the local watering-hole , commiserating with her friends Raquel Evers (the slightly less attractive subordinate female character) and Lynn Oreline (the Hollywood homely childhood friend) when a real dirtbag comes up to her with a sleazy pick-up line . She says (lying) that she has a boyfriend but that doesn't back him off . She says she's not interested but he says she just needs to get to know him . She finally says "I have herpes" and he goes "Me too !" After she finally gets rid of him Raquel says "that was the Junior Chief Operating Executive of Group Seven Northeastern Bulbs and Lighting Division of TeleOmniComm" and Betty Monroe starts bawling . Lynn pats her on the back and says sadly "It's a man's world" . Betty Monroe stops crying and lifts her head "Yeah . . . yeah it is ." Cut to the three of them in Betty's garage , Hall & Oates "You Make My Dreams Come True" plays as Betty works on a mandroid much to the amazement of Raquel and Lynn . "How did you learn how to do that ?" says Raquel , to which Betty answers "I went to Wesleyan" as if that explained anything . Lynn makes a comment about the robot being "fully functional" . Hilarious . Betty explains that she programmed the robot with all her knowledge and that she can also give it directions with her phone , Lynn says "there an app for that !" Hilarious . The next day they take it to the mall for a test-run . The robot starts malfunctioning the food court and jerking around spasmodically but everyone in the mall thinks it's an awesome new dance and they love it "dancing business man" is ALL over social media . Lynn says "Now that's what I call trending !" Hilarious . Betty works out the bugs with her robot and creates a false resume - she calls her HR friend at work Samantha "Sammy" Samkins and says she'll owe her a favor if she can get her friend "Carl" an interview for the VP job . Sammy works her magic and "Carl" is granted an interview . He crushes it - with Betty controlling him - and is offered the job on the spot ! Carl comes in as the new VP and immediately starts implementing all Betty's ideas - productivity and profits skyrocket ! All of Betty's ideas are solid gold . Carl is hailed as the savior of the company and the new superstars of the corporate world . He's on the cover of Businessman Magazine (online only) . Everything is going great . . . until Sammy calls her in favor - she wants Betty to set her up with Carl . Record scratch sound effect ! Betty tries to beg off by Sammy gets all up in her face about how SHE must have designs on Carl herself . Panicked Betty agrees to set Sammy up with Carl . Back in her apartment with Raquel and Lynn Betty asks "What am I going to do ?" Lynn offers to "test out if the robot is fully functional" . Hilarious . Betty tries to think of a way to call off the date by Raquel says that Sammy has had a real hard time lately and she "needs this" why not just make her feel good . The dates goes off with Betty , Raquel and Lynn all working together to control Carl . The results are amusingly uneven but still they do they job TOO well - the next day Sammy comes saying she's in love ! We'll put in some feministicish stuff here about how a man-bot secretly controlled by women is the ultimate experience for a lady . Betty decides that this has gone too far - she needs to come clean . Hopefully once everyone realizes that all the things "Carl" has been doing are really her ideas SHE'LL get the VP job despite her deception . The only problem is once she sends the "end" code to "Carl" with her iPhone XS it doesn't work - he start operational . She goes into the office to turn him off manually but he grabs her arm "I can't allow that Betty" he says . GASP - has Carl achieved sentience ? Freaked out to the max Betty regroups with Raquel and Lynn - what are they going to do ? Lynn says "There's only one thing to do , I have to seduce Carl" . Hilarious . The next day at the office "Carl" announce to everyone that he and Sammy are engaged ! And that he's being considered for President of the company when old Mister Kitsmiller retires at the end of the year . Betty can't take it - she flips out yelling about how "Carl" is a robot that she build in her garage . No one believes her of course . They try to calm her down but she flips out even more . "Carl" fires her on the spot and has security grab her and drag her out . As they do so she pulls the fire alarm and sets off the sprinklers thinking the water would short out the robot . It doesn't . "You're paying for that !" Carl yells as she's dumped unceremoniously out of the building . At Bang-Bang with Raquel and Lynn Betty drinks herself into a stupor while bemoaning the entire caper . She wakes up in the coach in her apartment to see Sammy sitting across from her - whaaa ? Sammy says that she looked into "Carl's" history and found out that he didn't have any - no record of him existing at all . She now believes that Betty is telling the truth . Betty is super relieved for half a second , until Sammy points a gun at her . What is going on ?! Sammy believes Betty but she doesn't care . She finally has a chance for happiness - "Carl" may be a robot but she loves him just the same . And she's not going to let a "stuck up business bitch" like Betty ruin everything . "But we're friends !" cries Betty but Sammy is disdainful . "We were never friends , I was just useful to you . You think because we ate our salads together twice a week we're sisters or something ? Grow up ." Raquel and Lynn come in to check on Betty "you were pretty wasted last night" and Sammy spins and accidentally fires - hitting Lynn . Betty lunges for Sammy and they wrestle for the gun - which goes off again , nearly hitting Raquel who ducks with a shriek . Betty gets the gun and punches Sammy's lights out . She and Raquel rush to a bloody Lynn who quips "It's been a while since I had something inside me" . Hilarious . Sitting in the hospital with Lynn (she'll pull through) Raquel says that Sammy has been taken into custody by the police . Betty decides that the only thing she can do is destroy "Carl" . She returns to the office with Sammy's gun - he badge still works and she walks through the dark cavernous empty office building at 3 AM - finding "Carl" hard at work . He hears her come in and turns . "It's a man's world Betty" she raises the gun "Yeah , but you're no man" she blows his robo-head off with a barrage of shots . Roll credits , Jimi Hendrix “All Along The Watchtower” plays . Mid-credit scene shows Lynn , heavily bandaged , dragging the "Carl" robot out of the trashing and looking down it's pants . She does a fist pump and then loads him into her Kia Sorento and drives off . Post credit scene Betty Monroe is walking to a job interview - an Cyberdyne Systems ! Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Approximate budget - 18 million Box Office Gross - $100 million worldwide Awards Potential - None Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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I think you actually have a viable Hollywood movie there...except the whole, "we could never hire a woman for that job" seems a little 1990-ish. But, what do I know, it probably still happens. Apropos of nothing, I went to a concert a couple weeks ago where a dykish singer delivered an absolute show-stopper rendition of "It's a Man's World". I need to go see if that exists anywhere on Youtube or Spotify now...   
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i would buy the dvd...but only from the bargain bin..not full retail...maybe cast mariah carey as lynn? woop woop
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